A/N: ((This one's a short side story that was partially written by a friend))
There's snow everywhere
Max and arch are headin to the beach
Why
It's snowing?
Because Giovanni said so
You can't say no to giovanni
Maxie: I cannot believe Giovanni is calling us out here when it's snowing.
Archie: it's cool dude
Maxie: Was that a snow pun?
Archie: u kno me all too well
It's like we're married
Maxie: I would never marry—
there's a wedding set up on the beach
Maxie: what the hell
Giovanni: hey guys why aren't you dressed up
Ghetsis: *sweats nervously*
Giovanni: what did you do
Ghetsis: well you see—
Maxie: We're not getting married.
Archie: YES LETS GETS MARRIED
Giovanni: *glares at ghetsis*
you said
Archie proposed to Maxie last night
Ghetsis: well u kno
Lysandre: so did I make this dress for nothing or
Giovanni: whatever it's gonna be a forced marriage
we all ship it anyways
Maxie: UH
Cyrus: why should we bother
...
...
LOVE IS A FLAW. ALL OF THIS IS FAKE
Lysandre: *hands him a croissant*
there there
it'll be over soon
go back under the table
Cyrus: *with croissant in mouth*
*retreats*
Maxie: That poor man.
Archie: getcha dress on its time to wed
I've been waiting for this
My whole life
Maxie: How about no.
Ghetsis: *grabs Maxie* QUICK PUT THE DRESS ON
Maxie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lysandre: *dresses Maxie*
time skip
Giovanni: do you archie take maxie as your wife
Archie: I DO
Giovanni: do you, max—
Maxie: NO
Giovanni: I now pronounce you husband and wife
Maxie: I DIDNT AGREE TO THIS
Guccivani: Wait-i just remembered, does anyone have any objections to this?
No?
Didn't think S—
GUZMA: WHATS UP BITCHES IM HERE ITS YA BOI
Maxie: For once in my life I'm actually happy to see this imbecile.
Guccivanni: GET OUT
SECURITY
Cyrus: *crawls out from under table*
YOU PRIDE IS A FLAW
*cyrus used depression*
*its not very effective*
Guzma: WHEN I GET DEPRESSION I PUNCH IT *puches Cyrus in the side*
Cyrus: *rolls over*
*scoots back under table*
Maxie: PLEASE STRANGE MAN SAVE ME!
GUZMA: GOT YA MA BOI
Cyrus: oof
GUZMA: *picks up Maxie*
Archie: U WANNA FIGHT
I CAN CRUSH WATERMELONS
WITH MY THIGHS
I HAVE WRESTLED WHALES
GUZMA: Peace out yo *runs with Maxie*
*trips*
GUZMA: ;w;
Ghetsis: QUICK GO GRAB THEM
They are captured and tied up
Guccivani: ok NOW THAT THAT IS OVER ... Lets finish this
Maxie: *breaks from the rope*
I'm sorry Archie. I'm done. This. Is. Over.
*leaves, dragging his dress behind him*
Archie: but...
...
*walks over to ocean and sits*
*sobs*
Guccivani: is he ok?
Archie: *wave hits Archie*
I hate everything
Ghetsis: I've never felt so happy in my life.
Guccivani: Well ... Rainbow Rocket disband?
Cyrus: shut up and stop trying to be cool
Guccivani: ok :(
They disband
Except Archie he just stays and gets hit by the waves
...
Maxie: Hey man
Archie: what
Maxie: I've known you for a long time.
Archie: yah
Maxie: I remember when
We both failed the earth systems exam
I almost drowned at the waterpark and you saved me
I almost drowned in the shower and you saved me
Ghetsis tried to prank me and you foiled it
Archie: so what
Maxie: I appreciate you
Archie: YOU LOVE ME
Maxie: I said "appreciate" don't get too excited.
Archie: ...
...
Maxie: and I'm gay btw
Archie: :D
Maxie: :)
*a wave hits Maxie*
Maxie: WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS THIS SUBSTANCE GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFF
Archie saves Maxie from the 2 inch tall wave and they walk off the beach and get coldstone.
Then Giratina watches all of them carefully, concerned.
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The Pokevillains Adventure to Alola
Humor(SHITPOST) Six old men, one beach. I know there's more than one beach in alola but that's catchy y'know makes you think Six old men? That's a lot of men for one beach Especially when those men are The Pokémon villains
