The Next Day...
< @ cold stone @ 7 am >
Pearl: you know, Dia
School starts in a week, and I haven't done any of my homework
None of it
What have I been wasting all my time on?
I've been serving ice cream at cold stone for three months but
I never read that Eyre Jane or
whatever it was called
And frankly
I have absolutely no motivation to
Dia: That was a pretty good book Pearl I would consider reading it
Pearl: I don't know if I could read all that in a week though
Dia: You're so speedy I think you could
Pearl: *groans*
Dia: Or I could just spoil the ending for you
Pearl: go ahead
Dia: Mr. Rochester—
(hahahahah ha like I'd say that
jk
I don't actually know myself how it ends
I'm half way through Jane Eyre right now
It's pretty great
Mr. Rochester is...mai gai
Hope he turns out alright
But this is a gothic romanticist book
I know the ending is gonna be depressing)
Pearl: wow, what a twist
Dia: I know. Just like how I do all of the homework for you
Pearl: hey hey don't be mean I'm a busy guy
Dia: busy watching that new season of grey's anatomy
Pearl: shahhshahahhhhhhhhhhh
don't expose me like this
Platinum: can you guys help me clean out the ice cream containers please
Pearl: Dude but I've got the stream of grey's anatomy up right now
Platinum: What website
Pearl: It's actually a YouTube stream
Dia: You're gonna get half way through the episode and it'll get taken down
Pearl: Shh no it won't
*video gets taken down*
I'm gonna sue YouTube
Platinum: Guys look at the TV
...
...
Dia: wow what a pretty explosion
Pearl: Who the hell blew up the casino
Dia: maybe a pokemon did it
Pearl: no, Dia
Dia: why not
Pearl: because pokemon are better than that
Platinum: do you think it was those creepy old guys who were hanging out here yesterday
Pearl: That's pretty plausible
Dia: no I think it was a pokemon
I think it was one of them there UBs
Platinum: ...dia
Pearl: Those guys are out there livin life while we're stuck in here working at cold stone
Dia: I think the cold stone life is a pretty good life though
I mean
Who doesn't like ice cream
Gold: that's right!!
*gold and silver walk in*
Gold: Ice cream is what makes the world go 'round
Pearl: We're not open yet
Gold: You open in...4 minutes
Pearl: we're not open yet
Gold: why are you keeping me from the ice cream don't you want my money
Pearl: Look
I don't get paid enough to work 4 minutes overtime
Gold: that's not my fault though
I just want ice cream
Who the hell is your boss
I'm gonna whack him
Pearl: I think our boss is Mr. Stone
Gold: oh my god he owns this entire area doesn't he
Pearl: Yeah. He named this place after himself
He was eatin ice cream one day
Made him cold
He was a cold stone
That's where the name comes from
Dia: wow, I never knew
Platinum: you learn something new every day
Silver: We're not here for ice cream
We're here for business
*theres a pause*
Dia: you look like that satanic guy who was in here yesterday
Silver: sigh
I'm not
Dia: yah you're too tall to be him
Pearl: that was pretty low
Dia: *goes to whip but knocks over the can of spoons*
Pearl: ahhahHahahhahhHAH
W H A T A S C R U B
Platinum: what do you need Silver
Silver: I was going to ask if a group of men were in here recently
Platinum: are you onto those guys after the casino event
Silver: yes
Gold: definitely
we
are NOT responsible
Silver: Gold,,
shut up
Platinum: I'm curious about it too, may I join you, im a big fan of murder mystery
Silver: Um
About that
It's not as much a murder mystery as it is a family issue
Platinum: Oh, ok. I'll opt out. Too out of my range
Pearl: What is one of those guys a relative
Silver:
...no
Gold: can you answer our question please while you make me a strawberry sherbet
Dia: I forgot those existed
Nobody's bought one of those in years
Pearl: I saw you with one yesterday
Dia: no, Pearl, you see, I am not a part of this entity we call "everybody," I am simply an observer of your race, a disciple of Arceus in charge of reporting upon the human world, in no way do I count as a part of this fleshy mass we call humanity, so no, Pearl, nobody has purchased a strawberry sherbet recently
Pearl: *quietly* Oh yeah that's right
Gold: Can you please answer the question
Pearl: The answer is yes, a bunch of crusty men were in here yesterday
Silver: why
Pearl: because they wanted ice cream?
Silver: It can't be that simple
Pearl: Well one guy's Weavile started ice beaming the place but that was just because he didn't like us
Platinum: I'm happy I missed that
Silver: Hang on a second
Was he short
Blue hair
Very defined cheekbones
Dia: yah
Silver: oh no Gold all the puzzle pieces are coming together
I can see the cosmos
Gold: *eats sherbet* M8 this is nasty *throws it at Dia*
Dia: ;-;
Silver: Gold
Gold: wHAT
Silver: Dad isn't here to hang out with his gay club
Gold: then why is he here
Silver: it's...
...
...love
Gold: motherfucker
We've found ourselves caught in a fan fiction spectacular
Silver: what were you expecting
This is posted on wattpad
Gold: Touché silv touchè
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