The Worst Story Ever Written ....

TBH.... You want the honest truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

To be honest I've never done a "To Be Honest." And honestly, if you really wanted to know what my honest opinion is, you might be offended. And honestly I don't want to offend anyone, so I'll just lie and say, "TBH I don't know you." But in the case you are one of the few people who I genuinely like, then it might go more like this ; "TBH... I'd rather talk you in person than write on your wall. Because our days of writing on walls together, stopped at age four"

A regular TBH:

"Tbh u r sooooo pretty and really nice! I don't know you very well but txt meh!"

My TBH's:

"To Be Honest, I never hope you never run into a crowd of bloodthirsty Oprah fans, because we all know Ellen is better! But if I jenksed you and it in fact does happen, you better believe I'll be right next to the hospital bed with a bag of cheetohs!"

Honestly (with no pun intended) ! no one is going to actually to confess every thought and feeling just because you like a post! If your arch enemy liked your TBH, I wouldn't ignore it, they're challenging you! "You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" and leave it at that, say nothing more! but in your head your thinking, "If I was in a room with you, Hitler, Osama, and a gun with only two bullets... I'd shoot you twice..." Trust me. You will let out a huge breath and think "That felt good"

The thing with "To Be Honest" posts is, they begin all serious and suspenceful, "To Be Honest Brianna..." and you're just waiting for someone to actual tell how much they hate each other!

but most girl put on that faker than plastic smile and say "gosh gurl ur sooo pretty and stop being a strnger :)"

To Be honest I'm plotting your murder right now... so be afraid.. be very afraid....