Waiter= Xiumin
Himself= Lay
Xiumin: sir, do you want me to cut the pizza into four or into eight?
Lay: Ahhh into four na lang hindi ko kasi kayang ubusin yung eight ehh
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Attendant= Lay
Himself= Xiumin
Si Xiumin nakabasag ng vase sa museum
Lay: Naku sir! more than 500 years old na yan!
Xiumin: hay salamat kala ko bago..
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MILF= Xiumin
Soldier= Lay
Lay: Sumuko na kayo!
MILF: di kami susuko hanggat hindi mo naiispell yung CEASEFIRE
Lay: Tama na! Ituloy ang gyera!!!
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GUYS KAPAG PASUKAN NA EXPECT ME NA MATAGAL MAGUPDATE HA KASI MAY PASOK NA HAHAHHHA ^_^
