Tao: Hyung ito na yung chalk pamatay ipis.. Sinusulat sa pader
Si Kris Nagsulat
"Ipis! Mamatay kayo!"
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Tao(Teacher): Before we proceed what is science?
Kris: Sir!
Tao: What is Science?
Kris: Science is our lesson for today..
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Kris(doctor): Oh bat ka pumayat at hinang hina?sabi ko 3 meals a day ahh
Tao: Ayy Akala ko 3 males a day
