EXO IMAGINES: URGES

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Suho: Babe... Why?

You: Huh?

Suho: Why you are so hot!

You: Huhhhh?? O///O

Suho: Mianhe, i really have to do this.. /hinila ka papunta sa kwarto niya!

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DO: /looking at you/

You: May problema?

DO: Ikaw

You: Huh? Bakit naman?

DO: Wag ka na magtanong... Nagmamakaawa na si Junior ehh!!

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Lay: Anu ba tong nararamdaman ko!Ang init!

You: /paypay sa kanya/

Lay: Mainit pa rin..

You: Buksan ko yung aircon?

Lay: Buksan mo na lang damit ko! Ang Init talga ehh!!!

You: O////O

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Luhan: May nararamdaman akong di dapat maramdaman

You: ano naman yun?

Luhan: Do you really want to know?/holda your cheeks/

You: >///< Oo

Luhan: Youll promise me youll forgive me

You: Yes! >////<

Luhan: /whispers/

You: Okay!! *_*

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Sehun: Thet! Bat ngayon pa?

You: Ano?

Sehun: /looks at you/ /pawis na pawis/

You: Okay ka lang bhe?

Sehun: Hindi ako okay! Tara tha kama!!!!

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Xiumin: Siopao!!! /look at your boobs/

You: Huh? Anung siopao?

Xiumin: Siopao!!! /palapit ng palapit sa boobs mo/

You: Wahhh >/////<

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Baek: OMG!! SA GANDA KONG TOH!!! UNBELIEVABLE /Punas ng pawis/

You: Ano pinagsasasabi mo!?!

Baek: Nothing! Come with me! There is unfinished things we should do in bed /evil smirk/

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Tao: /looks at you/

You: Wat??

Tao: /takes off his sando/

You: CHET! Ano ginagawa mo?

Tao: Just Give me few minutes!

You: Auko nga!!!

Tao: Pahard to get pa!!

You: Ayoko!

Tao: Iwuwushu kita o susunod ka?

You: Oh eto na oh! Ready na!

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Kris: /poker faced/

You: Ok ka lang? Cold ka na naman ehh

Kris: Cold? No, Im getting hot!!!

You: Anlakas na nga nung aircon ehh

Kris: Not that hot, you idiot!

You: Ayy ako pa tanga?

Kris: /binuhat ka niya ng bridal style tapos inihiga sa kama/ I told you that im getting hot because of you!!

You: O/////O

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Kai: /naghubad/

You: Wahh! Anu ginagawa mo?

Kai: Din ka na nasanay /with husky voice/

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Chanyeol: /derp/

You: Oy Okay ka lang?

Chanyeol: Na- na- bu-byun-byu-byun ako ehh

You: OH MY GOD!!!

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Chen: Hoist May piso oh! Pulutin mo!

You: /nakapalda ka/ /sinimot mo ung piso/

Chen: Yes!!!

You: Bastos ka!!!

Chen: Bastos na kung bastos! Lalamunin kita!! /hinila ka sa kama/

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CHEN CHEN TALAGA OH!!

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