Jimmy And The Dead Person

Jimmy and the tide pods

"Hey Jimmy?"

"Yes?"

"I don't want to be like a cliche villain so I'm gonna ask you if you want to go home instead of stay with me forever because I'm lonely."

"Actually, I need to get back to my friend Annabelle."

"Well I have just the thing!"

She gets up out of her bean bag chair and walks over to the mini fridge. She takes out a bunch of crap out of the kitchen and puts it in a pot that looks like it's seen some things. It had a large plastic tube coming out of its side and another one out of the other. Small square white cubes at the bottom in some kind of graduated cylinder.

"This is how I get high on the weekends!"

She turned on the machine and she poured some bleach and some dye in the pot and it started working some magic.

It was making fresh memes!

"I told you I hated memes but I heard from this guy that died from these that they were the next best thing! So obviously I had to try it."

"They're called Tide pods!"

"Tide pods? I'm sorry I've only seen dead memes because I'm dead."

"Me too! Fresh memes are so rare these days!"

"The quicker I get home the better."

"Oh so that's why you broke the tunnels! Your friend was trying to get you Tide pods!"

"Pshhh! I knew that!"

Orange fluid started coming out of one of the tubes and blue out of the other. Eve took one of  the small white cubes and connected it to the machine. Orange and blue bleach was inserted inside of the cube.

"And there you are! A fully working Tide pod! Just think of Annabelle and you will be transported to her. Once you found her you can teleport home with the extra cube! I'll give you extra just in case once you get to earth you want to stop by my place and hangout and so we can do it over and over again I can give you more at our visits!"

"Thank you!"

She grabbed a few Tide pods and handed them to me. This is going to be easy! Nothing could go wrong!

Little did the dank boi know

Things could go terribly wrong.

To be continued~