Jimmy And The Dead Person

Jimmy and the Ugandan Knuckles

"Ok! Thanks for the fresh memes!"
"Visit me soon!"
So how do I use them again?
Nevermind.
"Oof"
Suddenly I was transported into a vending machine.
"Owwwwww!"
I was too big for this vending machine.
Why am I here?
Oh yeah I need to think of the place I want to be and I was hungry so I was transported to a vending machine.
Okay, I got another one.
Annabelle
Oooh cool! Look at that!
Whoops
Suddenly I was transported into a cosplay store.
Ugh! I looked at that cosplay and I got distracted!
Okay focus!
Annabelle
Oooh vocaloid!
Suddenly I was at a Hatsune Miku concert.
Ugh! Oh no this is the last one!
Annabelle Annabelle Annabelle
Oooh is that a fresh meme?
Nooooooo
Suddenly I was in a place no ghost has gone before
A VR chat

*distant clucking
*distant do you know dae wheys
What is that?
It's getting louder
"Why are you running?"
What
"Do you know dae whey?"
"What?"
"Do you know dae whey?"
Uhhh
Run run run quick
"Why are you running?!?!"
Oh no
They're after me
Who knew memes could be so...
Meme
*pun intended 

cluck cluck cluck

They're here
*aggresive do you dae ways
"Do you know dae whey?!!?"
"Why are you running!?!?"
"Do you know dae whey?"
This is it
My end
Take me now!
*Church choir music
"My queen"
Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
Suddenly a dragon Lollie appeared
*clucking intensifies
"I know dae whey" She said gracefully.
"She knows the dae whey my brothas"
"She knows dae whey."
"She knows dae whey."
"She knows dae whey."
"And killing him is not dae whey"
Gasps
Then they all started talking in there language
"Um can someone help me make some make some Tide pods?"
...
"Yes"
"Really? Thanks!"
"Only one."
"Why?"
"Because only I know dae whey!"
"Wat"
"I will make one or none!"
"One is fine!"
"In return for a favor."
"Okay anything let's just make it now!"
*insert Tide pod montage
"It is done!"
*clucking intensifies
"Now for dat favar"
"Okay!"
"Mate with me!"
"What?"
"Mate!"
"Ok thanks but I got to go!"
"Mate Mate Mate Mate!!"
"Get him!"
"Why are you running?!??"
Cluck cluck cluck cluck
I grabbed the Tide pod and floated away as fast as a ghost could!
Annabelle Annabelle Annabelle!
Ugh I miss her
Suddenly I was transported to a familiar place
Annabelle!
"Jimmy!"
"Annabelle!"
"I got some tide pods!"
"Really?!"
"And then I used them up."
"What! Now we can't go home!"
"Now what?"
"I don't know the under tunnels won't take you again."
"Hmmmm."
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To be continued~