Just An Experiment: Animaniacs Epic Novel (Back in Black and White Edition)

16. Cookies Are The End of the Universe?

Welcome back, Tiger. We've been waiting for you. Where have you been? And why are you so frightened little man?

Disclaimer: I do not own Animaniacs. Yakko, Wakko and Dot and all of the other characters belong to their own respective owners. I only created Tiger and Caress and a couple of extras. I claim no rights to any of this. This was made purely for entertainment. No profit is made off of this.

Just An Experiment

Chapter Sixteen: Cookies Are the End of the Universe?

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In a small abandoned warehouse in Burbank at midnight 12 days later...

"Not good."

Zenny was sleeping on an old cot near the window. Well, trying to sleep. His old scar on his right foot was bugging him. Plus, he hadn't been so close to getting his family out for years now. Getting his family and Dot out, that was always his first priority. He knew a little warner couldn't grow up being an experiment, they'd never have a normal lifespan. They would be tame and normal, something a warner shouldn't be. He turned on his side. He didn't want to fake his death and escape, but it was his ONLY chance! He couldn't raise a family in some lab, that wasn't possible. No, he needed to get everyone out. And now, he was close. He was close, he could feel it.

"Not good." The Brain looked back at Zenny. He had been with the warner long enough to know he didn't sleep that much or sleep that hard. "Not good." He said louder, trying to get the warner to stir.

Pinky was starting to mumble in his sleep..."Bang...zoom...straight to the moon." He giggled in his sleep.

Brain kicked him awake. "Wake up Pinky. I've done it."

"Huh?" Pinky slowly started to wake up. "Done what Brain?"

The Brain frowned. "I found Dr. Fay."

"You found her?" Zenny was instantly up as he jumped over a chair, bounced on an old couch, and showed up right by Brain's side. "You did it? Really?"

"Do not get excited." The Brain frowned. "This is not going to be the best news."

"What do you mean?" Zenny asked. "Did you find her or not?"

"Yes." The Brain repeated.

"Okay. Well, where is she?" Zenny grinned wide. Finally, he would be able to get his family back.

The Brain gave an exhausting sigh. "Which one?"

"Which one?" Zenny asked confused. "What do you mean which one?"

"When I went into the satellite, I found some disturbing files. The most interesting was Dr. Fay. She is in fact a warner," the Brain replied.

"Heh?" Zenny looked completely confused. "She can't be! She's an evil, heartless-"

"warner raised to become Dr. Fay." The Brain pointed to the computer. "Dr. Caress Fay."

"What?" Zenny stared at the screen. "I can't read this? Huh?" He scratched his head. Warners were zany, but they did have a powerful intellect. Especially for other languages. A warner could learn about any language there was to master in about a year, no matter what it was. Their minds were always unlocked, flexible in capability for learning languages. "I can't read one word."

"It is an old language." Brain did not seem happy. "It has not been spoken for at least 10,000 years." He looked back at the screen. "Not good."

Zenny didn't like the way the Brain sounded. "What do you mean?"