we need more character backstory, and that's what im planning to give you
EDIT: I REALIZED A SPELLING ERROR BUT I FIXED IT NOW SO IF YOU GOT A DOUBLE NOTIFICATION DON'T BE ALARMED okay my dude? we chill? coolzies
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[PK]"SO UUUH WHERE IS THIS ARCADE"
[S]"Just right over here, look look look!!!"[pushes pumpkin inside]"HI DURIAN"
[DU]"Don't talk to me, I'm mentally unstable." (A/N: the chaotic neutral <3)
[LOCATION DISCOVERED: Arcade - I wonder if the manager is aware that a very specific employee they hired is a bit of a murderer...]
[S][whispers to pumpkin]"he's just a good dude doing his job here, i swear, he just has problems"
[DU]"I killed my sister when I was fifteen years old."
[PK]"OH."
[S]"BUT YOU'RE GETTING BETTER, RIIIGHT?"
[DU]"We all die someday, she had it coming."
[S][SWEATS NERVOUSLY]"AHAHA, YEAH, OKAAAAAY, ANYWAAAYS... I have left over arcade coins, have like half of them!"[trying to divide them evenly]
[P]"We can share, Sunflower."
[S]"the coins aren't even"
[PK]"You have the extra coin."
[S]"NO."
[P]"Pumpkin, just take it."
[PK]"No!"
[P]"Take it, he'll be insisting you take it the whole time."
[PK]"Okay, jeez, fine!"[takes her half of the tokens]"Happy?"
[PUMPKIN has acquired ELEVEN TOKENS!]
[S]"Very."
[PK]"Wait wait wait, how do arcades and games and phones exist when it totally doesn't add up with the timeline we're in?" (A/N: excuse me please politely shut.)
[S]"what"
[P]"what"
[SF]"what"
[DU]"I'm glad I'm not the only one who questions those kind of things."
[SF]"ANYWAYS, GAMES."
[S]"YES"[already running off]
[PK]"AH-- WAIT"[running after him]
[SF]"...So, do we just follow after them, or?"
[P]"Fuck them, we'll do what we want instead."[starts dragging sunflower away]
[SF]"LANGUAGE."
[P]"I know you're a Prince and all, but you can't tell me what to do."
--LIKE 30 MINUTES LATER--
[S]"NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THERE'S NO WAY THE CRANE GAMES ARE RIGGED."
[PK]"You can waste your coins on that, Unlike you, I'm skilled on being PRACTICAL about things."
[S][GASP]
[P]"How long have you been arguing about this?"
[PK]"Like five minutes."
[P]"...Salt, they're definitely rigged, everything you thought was real is fake."
[S]"UNICORNS AREN'T REAL?"
[P]"Unicorns aren't real and all crane games are rigged."
[S][questions his entire existence]"oh my god"
YOU ARE READING
Harvest
FantasyPumpkin has to go adventure to Mt. Seed and fight some evil guy that no one's even sure is up there. And it could all be pointless for all we know. But she's not going there alone, it seems. ~~~ Cover art: Me, marinevolt / MLGFandomTrash Literally t...