Chapter 9 Part 2: My Moon

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(update someone reuploaded ctrl ult delete's eleanor forte cover of Lay All Your Love On Me so it's back baby im so happy because this cover is perfect for salt)

may i just quote durian again about how this isn't gonna be nice? it really ain't gonna be. i planned up to this man. i always plan up to the awakenings and everything inbetween is just me thinking hmmm how would they get to this certain point tho...

but yeah i need to start planning up to once they leave this part of the world, and also introduce a lot more of the concept, i think the battling part was explained fine tho it's like dungeons and dragons but i decide the outcome of everything and then some unknown person narrates it for me, i mean uh by unknown person i mean me yeah. h. im not pulling a purchase thing on you guys i swear--

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[DU]"Oh. This looks cozy."

[P]"We're on a tiny planet in the middle of space with fake trees and probably fake snow and this is cozy?"

[DU]"Pepper, you have no idea what my Kryipt awakenings are like."

[S]"This is kinda nice, I like the snow."

[P]"The fake trees make me think of Animal Crossing actually."

[S]"OH SHIT YEAH THE CARDBOARD TREES i made a nice garden room with those once."

[P]"We need to play Animal Crossing again."

[S]"I bet Francine is gone by now, she was my best friend..."

[DU]"GUYS No getting distracted."

[S]"...ok but im worried about my animal crossing town now"

[P]"It's basically Prince Simulator but you can't do everything you want. If I could make a guillotine in town square for the bad townies, I would have already."

[SF]"WE DON'T USE GUILLOTINES ANYMORE COME ON GUYS"

[P]"Uh, yeah, but you did a couple hundred years ago because of a superstition about Mind powers that led up to our society divided, so, um."

[DU]"And with your kingdom being the damn center of it."

[SF]".........OKAY YEAH BUT WE DON'T USE GUILLOTINES ANYMORE don't blame the witch trials all on my ancestors come on guys my mom has mind powers..." (A/N: the equivalent of "my dad works for microsoft")

[PK]"Boys. Look at the damn moon."

[S]"The moon? Oh. HELLO UP THERE"

(A/N: hello person!!! :) )

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(A/N: hello person!!! :) )

[??][holding onto a red crescent moon]"Why do you approach our planet?"

[DU]"our? probably a communist"

[PK]"DURIAN NOT NOW"

[S]"Well, y'see, we were kinda brought here. Against our will."

[??]"Then leave. This is our planet."

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