*this part gets good as it goes also where the #sexy is*
{AUTHORSSSSNOTE} I LIKE THIS CHAPPY MORE THAN THE REST SO LOVE IT WITH ME, YALL!
I domthave the sexies. I dont look like a good, like that BloatyThePizzaho g. PS I dunt live in a city! JEEZ I NEVER LIVED IN A CITEE! STOP ASSUMING MY BACKGROUND! Amywagys, I don t like look lika fabulous fam man. I wish i had the fat rolls of him, and the gracefully beaut filled quadruple chins of her. Iwanna have so much of the fattsiesthat ill have the most beaut to go around. All of them boys'll be lining up to see someone sink into my fat, only to be never heard from again.
If iha d the fatsies i'd hide a couple people up in there, with a mcdon and a fire hydrænt...
I want to rob a bank nd put all of the money in the my fat and skidaddle on out like i wasnt the one who did it.
My face is good two! Did i mention that I have a rAre defect where i have multiple eyes.YEAH! I got TWO eyes, but i only spposed to 'ave one of them babies. I also have a nostril or too in my fattis.
I dunno Y but the peeps in shkooldidn;t like my beaut-E. I triesd to have a un amigo to go with the movies with migo, but nombody likes me cause i have the uglies of a million deap people. Everyone mades funs of me, but i only cried all day every day. Once, i cried so hard that i shot water out ike a fire hose that killed a three people and broke throught a brick wall.
IDK Y NOBONDBY LIKE ME! PEOPLE NEED TO LICK ¡ME OR ILL GET LICE!
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Meme-oire
RomantikI got almost dead. ALMOST! So i rote this novela to let everyone read about my 100% true account of dying, but not quite. also i will work on a nother book that is really based on my life so read it you fatt!
