I woke up.
'was i DRUNK!? :D am i dead? WHERE'S MY ASPARAGUS?' I thoughted.
I diddn'tknow so I shugged it all off. It was a sunny day outside. I ate a beef caked yesterday and man was it good. There were so many birds outside. They were chirping and TWEETING™ away.
'SHUDDAP YA RATS WITH WINGS!", IYELLED.
I was so tired, and those styupidbirds had the audacity to wake me up. I devised a plan. I was going to murder them all!
'When I'm done with them, they'll be nothing but a charred mess! WUWUWUWU!'
I decided to make an improvised napalm explosive. Man, I was gonna make this town have some FUN©!
I went to blow up all of them heckin' birds up. But........................................................................
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SURPRISE! The napalm got all over me and it fried my flesh off.
'Owchy', said I.
The burning sensation was the most agonising thing i've ever felt in my entire LIFE™. I made an accident: the whole world was on fire, and I couldn't stop it. OH WELL!
WAIT; MY ASPARAGUS WAS IN THAT EARTH! NOOOO!
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Meme-oire
RomanceI got almost dead. ALMOST! So i rote this novela to let everyone read about my 100% true account of dying, but not quite. also i will work on a nother book that is really based on my life so read it you fatt!
