I was walking down the street.
"IMMA ROB A BANK!" I screamed into these fine Detroit streets. No one even cared. LOL they already shot in their dead so they dead! :) I ran right up into that there bank of Canada-Detroit. I ran up to the guy in there (LOL it was closed! there was no bank man) and told him to fork it all over. He gave me a fork?? and ALL THE MONEYS???????????? Anywats, I ran away and I only went to jail for five minutes. LOL I was visiting my best bud; he killed everyone in Croatia or something IDK. x
I took thems moneys (AND THE FORK) to Montana. I went there right kwik and I got them all! I killed all two people in mini-soda. Then I took them housees and lived there hapily ever after with my new dog (that i stealed).
THE ENd
LOL I DIED
Dedicated to my true love: Thomas "Sautée" Deadison
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Meme-oire
RomanceI got almost dead. ALMOST! So i rote this novela to let everyone read about my 100% true account of dying, but not quite. also i will work on a nother book that is really based on my life so read it you fatt!
