mreechedAfter I burned the earth [and LOST MY ASPARAGUS], I had to recolonise Martians. They were like the stupid dudes that the Britishies killed cause they 'weren't advanced' or any whatnot.
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One day, I was walakingon the Martians and I found a nother dude from Eard. His name was... Johnny Lacrosse... .
I turned my voice to him and I screeched a scream,
'HEY YOU!'
'LOL wut!?' él me dice.
'Whey art you here?' i smreeched.
He say. 'I luv you.'
We started gettin funky write them n' their.
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AUTHORS" NOTE; IDK if we got funjy, he sayswe did and I was too drunk on OxyMars 2 know or care.
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'Hey, are you alive?' he said.
'LOL!' I sad as my eyes blasted into a state of openness, the likes of which the world has never seen. My eyes were so open that they burned instantly.
'LessGO!' he said,
We bought a NASA boat for 2€ and 3£. We went back to Earth. LOL IT NO EXPLODO! I lied to you. We went to a(n) 7-11 and I got a bag of monsters and some NaziJuice™.
'MMMM' He siade.
'YUMMY' i saded to him.
We got funkjy again (i think, I still drunk).
The Eard has peoples again because I got funky with Gus 'Johnny Lacrosse' Ermworm.
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RomanceI got almost dead. ALMOST! So i rote this novela to let everyone read about my 100% true account of dying, but not quite. also i will work on a nother book that is really based on my life so read it you fatt!
