Meme-oire

The Poor Dudes (LOL, LIKE EYE COULD CARE LESS)

Later, after I got the Polícias, I saw some poor people on the STREET! They wanted to rob me! AUTHORS NOTE: I'm Not Really Sure If They Wanted To Rob Me, But I Was Scared Because They Were So Dirty And Scary. I was shocked, how could someone be so poor? What is this, Detroit? I threw some money at them, because money fixes all of life's problems. But when I threw money at them, they just sat there and cried until they died. I froze up, but then I didn't care anymore. 'Oh Well! THEY'RE JUST POOR PEOPLE! WHO CARES?????????' I thoughted. I TOOK SOME PICTURES OF THEM FOR A DOCUMENTARY AND MY PRIVATE FILES? One of them stopped me and tried to knife me, but I knifed them better. Now they work at 9-11(off brand 7-11). I bought a schmorple drank for only 911.000,00 €. They tried to rob me again, but I didn't.

'MAN! I'm tyred' I screeched. I was in the middle of a park. I went to my houme to schleep, so I could sleep. When my head hit my pillow, Twitter went out of business. Wow! Twitter was a bad idea.

I woke up and I feel sick? I went to the Urgent Care. I had to go see Dr Frick-Frack. When I got there, he was already standing outside.

'I was expecting you', he said in a weird and creepy voice.

'LOL COOL!', I said.

'Come on in, mi amor.', he said.

LOL I dunno what that means.

We got into the diagnosis room where he told me that I had smile cancer.

'You have smile cancer. This is a rare and terminal disease. You will die in two hours.'

'oh.' I said.

'Yeah, well... You should make the best of it, you know?', he said.

'LOL yea.' I said.

'Would... Would you marry me?' He said.

'LOL' I said.

'This is serious, I want to marry you.', he smreech.

I was offended, HE LIKED ME? Or did he like my asparagus? I didn't know how to react, so I threw my palm at him, and his brain ruptured on the spot. It was a sort of violent explosion. His brain bits went everywhere and on the floor.

'OH NO! THAT BEAUTIFUL CARPET!' I scream.

LOL FERNS, I dunno what to right next, so please give me some ideats if you want.