Frykit: I like turds from geese that had fleas that ate butterflies that were mutants that were half human that ate Netherrack that was part Ender Dragon that eventually morphed into the one and only Meepykit!!!
Meepkit: I'm so touched... EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!!
Spiderkit: yaaaaaay!!!
Meepykit: when did he get here?
Spiderkit:
I got the legs of a spider?
Firestar!
Dancing on Firestar!
Cause I am part Zombiepigman!
And your gonna see my legs!!!!
Frykit: AGHH a meteorite is about to hit earth!!! everybody remember the kit's survival strategy?
Kits: yes.
Meepykit: flap your wings!!!!!
Spiderkit: oh please.
*meteorite strikes earth, killing Spiderkit because all other kits are flapping paws and flying*
Frykit: hah!
Oneleg: uhhhh you should be sad.... he was ur mum
Frykit: okay.....
HE WAS SO YOUNG!!!! THAT LITTLE PLOPFACE IS DEAD!!!!!
Meepykit: honestly you twit show some mercy
Derpface: that's my she-kit!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Warrior cat randomness I
HumorI have been inspired! I hope @swiftdapple won't mind :). I have named it warrior cat randomness I because if not it would copy their books, warrior cat randomness and warrior cat randomness 2. Happy banana day!!!!!!!!
