:hello everybody, welcome to Kittypets Got Talent! let's meet our three judges, Rusty, Tiny, and Jeff!!!
Rusty: our first competitor is my sister, Princess!!
Princess: hey everybody!!!
Jeff: hey Princess. why don't you show us that awesome trick you've been working on?
Princess: sure thing, guys!
*badum crash :3*
Tiny: is... that it?
Princess: yup!
Rusty: okaaaay. next up is Daisy!
Daisy: ohhhhhh god I........ *weird blue stuff comes out of mouth*
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Rusty: I have no idea what that was. next is Socks!!
Socks: *holding mud pie* it's flubber!!
Jeff: what is it really?
Socks: .....mud!!!!
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Jeff: Millie? you're next!
Millie: knock knock!!
Rusty: who's there?
Millie: knock knock!!
Rusty: who's there?
Millie: knock knock!!
Rusty: who's there?
Millie: knock knock!!
Rusty: WHOS THERE?!?
Millie: I can't remember the rest of the joke!! :'(
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Jeff: next is that apprentice, Graypaw!
Graypaw: ready, Ravenpaw?
Ravenpaw: *gulp*
Graypaw: argh!
*click*
Graypaw: oops :3
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Tiny: young cats shouldn't throw knives. Next?
Jeff: Ruby!!
Ruby: oh! '.'! Is it my turn already?! oh god, I'm so nervous! I forgot my lines!!! everyone's staring at me!! I can't do this!! *whoosh*
Jeff: poor Ruby.
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Tiny: who's next?
Rusty: I believe it's... Fuzzypelt?
Fuzzypelt: I'm gonna do something awesome!!
Rusty: go ahead! I'm excited.
*peanut butter jelly time*
Fuzzypelt: *in banana suit, dancing*
???
Rusty: okaaaay.... I think we've seen enough of that.
Tiny: where's Ash?
Ash: here!
Rusty: I believe you said you could whistle, Ash!
Ash: ffffftt!!! ffffft!! fffffffftt!!! fffftt!! *breath* Ffffffffftttt!!!!! *panting* ta daaaaa......
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Jeff: next is our youngest competito, Cloud!
Cloud: squeeeeeeeeee!!!! *boom*
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Rusty: anyone else?
Scourge: grrrr
Tiny: me?
Scourge: that's right
Rusty: I think he's from the future!
Scourge: shut up kittypet!!! I'm here, and I'm singing a song!!
Tiny: I guess that's alright...
Scourge: do you like waffles?
Bone, Russetfur and Tigerstar: yeah we like waffles!
Scourge: do you like pancakes?
Bone, Russetfur and Tigerstar: yeah we like pancakes!
Scourge: do you like French toast?
Bone, Russetfur and Tigerstar: not really....
Scourge: grr... ack!!--
Jeff: Firestar?
Firestar: greetings young ones.
Rusty: why are you here?
Firestar: I have returned to earth to free you from Scourge's bad singing. also... I want to be part of the show!!
Tiny: alright... show us what you've got!
Firestar: *dancing to pretty green onions*
Rusty: THAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING I EVER THINK IVE DONE!
Firestar: thank you! :)
Tiny: aaanyway, it's been a great show today, with only one casualty....
Rusty: and we hope to see you all again soon!!
*backround*: I gotta go help Ravenpaw! + Graypaw, where are those stock leaves?!
Graypaw: grrrrrr
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Warrior cat randomness I
HumorI have been inspired! I hope @swiftdapple won't mind :). I have named it warrior cat randomness I because if not it would copy their books, warrior cat randomness and warrior cat randomness 2. Happy banana day!!!!!!!!
