Firestar: murp gatherings are boring murp
Leopardstar: Firestar!!!
Firestar:whaaaaaaa
Leopardstar: did you even notice the world blow up?!
Firestar:....no
Leopardstar: *paw to face*
Firestar: never fear, for Captain Stone Hollow is here!!! *wearing tighty whities dyed pink with an SH dyed on his pelt in black*
Leopardstar: there's nothing you can do about it. were in space, see?
Firestar:......oh
Leopardstar:*chokes and dies*
Firestar:........and the molecular control system will blah blah....... are you even listening? Leopardstar?
Leopardstar: *floating in air, dead*
Firestar: how rude!!! how despicable!! how......
*talks to no one for hours*
Firestar: ....what an unmannered cat!!! well, time to hit the sack.... *chokes and dies*
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Warrior cat randomness I
HumorI have been inspired! I hope @swiftdapple won't mind :). I have named it warrior cat randomness I because if not it would copy their books, warrior cat randomness and warrior cat randomness 2. Happy banana day!!!!!!!!
