Leafpool: oh no!!! the aphids are eating all of my herbs!!🙀🙀🙀
Jayfeather: actually, you're retired, dummy mummy!!😼
Leafpool: I think you missed the point.😒
Jayfeather: O
M
G!!!!🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Leafpool: what? what?
Jayfeather: the aphids.... are eating.... STICK!!!!!!🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Leafpool: oh no.😒
Firestar: 😽never fear, for Cap-
Lionblaze: you know, you don't have to say that every time you so called, 'save us'.
Firestar: "." are you saying I need a new saying?🙀
Lionblaze: '-' no. I'm saying you don't need one at all.
Firestar: well, I'd just like to tell the reader to WATCH THIS VIDEO!! 😽http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5AL4u-SgItg
Jayfeather: reader? 🙀I'm a MIND reader but I know were all too dumb to actually read.
*at ShadowClan*
(Leopardstar and Blackstar are teaming up)
Blackstar: and those are my evil plans! now, would you like a cup of tea? or a book? I have Ann Rule!!😸
Leopardstar: erm... no thanks, it's a known fact that RiverClan cats CANNOT READ!!!😾
Blackstar: whyyyy? whyyyyy is my clan the smartest?!😿
Russetfur: uhh... maybe it's because you treat us like.. what's that twoleg word? kin-deer-gat-nerrrs? yeah! kindeergatnerrrs!!!
Leopardstar: no, it's win-do-gnat-burrs! windognatburrs!
Blackstar: nuuuu! it's pingolartpurrs!!
Mistyfoot: pigeongnatburrs!!
Russetfur: windowbatters!!
Leopardstar: swinderplatinum!!
Blackstar: lizdoractors!!
Mistyfoot: pickyeaters!
Russetfur: monkeylunkers!!!
Leopardstar: elethumpers!
Blackstar: lemonfaces!!
Mistyfoot: fatuncles!
Russetfur: pringlesFirestar!!
Leopardstar: lickylicky!!
-5 years later-
Blackstar: Firestarthepringle!!!
Mistyfoot: Blackstar!!
Russetfur: milkchippers!!
Leopardstar: minkeywinkies!!
Blackstar: WillyWonka!!
Mistyfoot: mollkywollky!!
Russetfur: Bonn. Nam lillyan
-a century later-
Mistyfoot: kindergartener!!
Leopardstar: nah, that's definitely not it.
Mistyfoot: but it's the only possible letter combination we haven't tried yet!
Leopardstar: 😕
YOU ARE READING
Warrior cat randomness I
MizahI have been inspired! I hope @swiftdapple won't mind :). I have named it warrior cat randomness I because if not it would copy their books, warrior cat randomness and warrior cat randomness 2. Happy banana day!!!!!!!!
