Joke 74: The Smarts

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Me: "It's Z!" 

Friend: "It's X stupid! The answer is X!"

Me: *looks again*"Ohhhhhhhhhhh"

Friend: "Oh my god!" *starts laughing* 

Me: "It's okay I learned the smarts so I'll be okay!"

Friend: "I learned the smarts!" 

Me: "Yeah the smarts!"

Friend: "The smarts!" 

THIS WAS A JOKE OKAY! I mean it actually happened but we were saying "the smarts" as a joke. I made a mistake when I was trying to do a math problem so I and my friend argued about it lol and that's what it turned into. Lol. Here is the story of how we got this joke...

Guidance counselor: "Who could read in first grade?"

Chris (a girl): "I could since preschool!" 

Guidance counselor: "Really? Since preschool?"

Chris:"Yeah my parents wanted me to learn the smarts at a young age."

Me: *facepalm* "Chris, the smarts?"

Chris: "Yeah" *starts explaining what she did*

Me: "The smarts guys." 

That actually happened and she was being serious! Not even joking. I really need to move... 

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