Joke 93: Threats

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I told Unicornpoop2000 I would try and make my own jokes so here is a true but funny story...

Grandfather: *Gets scissors and puts near my hair*

Me: Hey! I will cut your mustache! 

Grandfather: Listen lady I know where you sleep.

Me: I know where you sleep!

Grandfather: I don't sleep. I exist to exist. 

Me: Well I know where you exist to exist. 

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