Me: "Daria is hungry!" (I don't know why I speak in third person about myself)
Mom: "Grab some more hamburger helper."
Me: "I don't want that."
Mom: "Make something."
Me: "Make me."
Mom: "That's where your brother got it from!"
Me: "I taught him well."
Mom: "That's all he has been saying lately and 'yeah right'."
Me: "He gets the 'yeah right' thing from you, not me."
Mom: "I know that but I can say the sky is blue and he says make me."
Me: "Never mind I didn't teach him well."
Later...
My brother: *plays on tablet and nods his head in a sassy way as he speaks* "I don't know why your fighting with you dang son but I'm going to win!"
Me: Danggggggggg! *gives him a high five*
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