*EDITING* Creepypasta "Won't You Be My Darling?" *COMPLETED*

He uses a pick up line

Laughing Jack

You was washing the dishes when Jack walked up to you and just looked at you

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" You glanced at him with a funny look

"No, but I scraped my knees crawling from the depths of hell." His face went blank before he smirked

"That explains why you're so hot." You looked at him surprised before you bust out laughing

"A point for creativity." He just chuckled before hugging you

Dark Link

You and Link were cuddling on the couch just talking to each other about everything and anything that comes to your mind

"You know something Y/N." You looked up at him

"What?" He looked down at you before looking back up

"I'm going to treat you like my pinky toe and bang you on every piece of furniture." You blinked and then laughed

"Best pick up line ever!" He threw his head back and laughed along with you

"I still got it!"

Ben Drowned

You were ironing your clothes after you just finished ironing your boyfriend's

"Hey Y/N, guess what this shirt is made of?" You looked up at his plain black shirt

"I dont know, polyester? Cotton?" He shook his head

"boyfriend Material" You blinked at him before spraying him with the iron

"Get out." He just laughed leaving the room completely missing your smile

The Puppeteer

You were laying down with Puppet in your room watching some comedy when he looked at you.

"You have the time love?" You glanced at your clock

"Yeah it's 1:32" He looked at his arm

"Hmmm funny my magical watch says you don't have any panties." You looked at him before pulling your panties up in his view

"Clearly I am."

"Oh I'm sorry it's 15 minutes fast." He got on top of you and began kissing you not allowing you to even comprehend the fact that he just used a pick up line on you.

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