richie: sirry i hsve t o breaj up wuth yoy im dstong y/n sje wikl be mad
eddie: y/n iys an emwrgwnxy richiw git mr drunj!'m
stan: di yoy thinj birfs hav feelinfs??,,
bill: yuure so besitifull
ben: too innocent to be drunk tbh
mike: i gave to gi drliveruu tge meatds
beverly: im gsy
henry: whrn i git homr lets fiucj
