"DADDY PASS THE SALT."

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richie: gives it to you
realizes what you said
"oh jEEZ uh so r r y."
hes a mess
your dad nervously laughs it off but is definitely giving you both some glares

eddie: FUCKING SONIC LOOKIN ASS JERKS HIS HAND AWAY
your dad doesnt notice
you do
you choke

stan: gives it to you
everyhing goes silent
"wha- oh- OH F-SHI-MY B A D SIR ITS AN INSIDE JOKE NOTHINF SEXUAL."
has a panic attack

bill: wow
"i-i im s o r r r r y s s s s i r i d did dnb mennj"
literally what he said
your dad didnt mind

mike: doesnt reach for it bc he pure

ben: ^^^

beverly: passes
it to you
its ok bc she a girl and your dad laughs
:,))

henry: no shame
you stare at him
"what?"
"he n r y"
"w H A t"
ur dad kicks him out lol

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