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so. here we go. my list of reasons as to why i think stark's new kid sidekick is the spider dude. and yes i know this is like not even a question to some people but hear me out!
1.) he appeared out of fucking no where
like how the fuck does this nobody kid suddenly become tony stark's fucking poster child, like what the hell. and ya I know they made that bullshit "he's my intern cause he's smart as fuck" story but come on he's not even a runner up for one of those damn awards on the new york school database soooo?
2.) he shows up with tony and all of a sudden spidey's got this bomb new suit
It is basically impossible to go from rags to riches like that in mer weeks. dude was literally wearing something i could've put together in my closet and then he disappears during that damn civil war fight at bush and then when he comes back his suit's fucking bullet proof. get outta here!
3.) they sound the same
so now i know i'm a kitchen girl and we've got toxin(uwu) but the few times that I've ventured into queens i've heard spider-man speak. we also know how parker sounds from those interviews the new avengers had to do. now what i'm getting at is that they sound the same or at least similar if you don't believe me. if you want to compare also check out that one video on youtube where he's asked to do a flip and talks with the guy recording.
