"Okay, you guys have 4 compulsory exercises that you are required to do, the rest you can choose. Remember to pay attention, because this is important..."
I did not catch the rest, I was thinking deep thoughts while pretending to be Ke$ha. The first required thing is endurance training, where we have to dress up as Drake and keep cinnamon in our mouths for at least 42 minutes before we can spit it out. It is awful, my mouth is burning
I try to follow in my Ninja Turtle brethren and try to lift up the 300 pound manholes laid across the gym.
Good thing Haymitch spiked my drinks with 5 Hour Energy, because Im freaking UNSTOPPABLE right now!
This is how I spent the rest of the training days. I get called in, and have no freaking idea where to start, so I just pick a spot!
I used my SVU Crime knowledge to show the Gamemakers which plants are poisoned and which aren’t, then doused stuff in alcohol and lit it on fire, and for my finale, I treated all the judges to BATHSALTS!
I got a score of 9. "Well played Jenna, well played" I think to myself.
Hookers.
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Jenna Marbles In The Hunger Games
FanfictionYou know Jenna Marbles as a funny girl on Youtube, but, what if she had to be a tribute in the Hunger Games? How will she make it out of the arena alive? P.S. Best read in Jenna's voice.
