Rayman x Betilla fanfic

Chapter 4

Betilla's POV

If i put rayman and a sloth in a race, the sloth would win by a long shot.

I swear he is the slowest being in all existence. i should have given him super speed or something. Instead i gave him hands that can float.

And I'm not even going that fast! Im going at my lowest speed, 17 mph!

He doesnt even have legs to tire! I had to stop and wait for him several times.

"How much longer?" He panted as he ran after me. I turned around.

"I dont know, but it would be soon if you go faster." I turned back around and saw a weird creature. It was mostly a mouth with giant teeth and tiny eyeballs sticking out of its face. It scooted towards me. It looked at me for a second. I stared at it in disgust because it was ugly and gross. Then it opened its mouth in a way it shouldn't have been able to. I thought it was going to eat me but instead it trapped me inside its big ugly gross mouth because it doesnt actually have intestines or anything.

"EW, @$#!!*" i yell. Then it starts running. It felt like an electric Barbie jeep that little kids drive around, times 10. If you dont know what Barbie jeeps are like, imagine this: getting flung around in different directions while on an 8000 mph roller coaster. While being drooled on. I swore several more times as the creature ran around in circles.

"HELP!" I yell at Rayman. He finally catches up and started playing a violent game of tag.

I heard him mutter something like "get back here you little creature" and some other hurtful things.

At one point he fell on his face. Actually this happened several times.

Finally, the creature runs into a dead end and Rayman corners it. He starts kicking it like a 4-year-old. I sigh.

"Youre hopeless." I say. I figured i could use my powers to help him since he wasnt getting anywhere. I start a spell and the ugly thing- lets call it an uglywugly. The uglywugly starts glowing. Actually its me glowing, but the light shines through it. Then theres a flash of bright light.