Chapter 15

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by citricArtisian

by citricArtisian

Rayman's POV

we crossed the bridge thing again. it was getting dRK so we decided to set camp.

10 MINUTES LATAH....

"I'll take first watch," said Betilla. "You need to sleep so you dont hallucinate and see more pinky pineapple ponytail things."

( i just said each word out loud as i typed it lol)

Within a minute, i was alseep.

ALSEEEP

I started to have a weird dream.

entering DDDRRREEEEEAAAAMMMMM

There was a very fat cat named Peter Joe that was eating all of my muffins!!

DUN DUN DUN

then i drew a summoning circle to summon...

JOHN CENA

then he had an epic-

he had a lame battle with peter joe. But peter joe was so fat, that every time John Cena punched her, she created a rip in the space time continuum. So then the x-files song (aka the illuminati confirmed music) started to randomly play.

BUT THEN.

Kazoo Kid and his girlfriend Stephanie from Lazytown appeared.

"WAKE UP!" yelled Stephanie. Her voice sounded exactly like Betilla's for some reason.

"But im having such a nice dream!" i yelled at Stephanie.

Betilla's POV

"I DONT FREAKING CARE! GET UP YOU LAZY NUMBSKULL!!" i yelled.

"uuuggghhhhhhffffuuuhhhhhhggggggggggaaaaaannnnnnnggggghhhhhhhuuuu" rayman groaned.

Rayman's POV

"KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" I yelled at Stephanie and Kazoo Kid. I shot lasers out of my eyes at them. Then Kazoo Kid opened his mouth and unleashed a raging storm of demons.

"Actually on second thought, i will wake up!" i opened my eyes. There was quite literally a storm of raging demons surrounding us. And by a raging storm of demons, i mean hundreds and hundreds of...

"PINKY PINEAPPLE PONYTAIL THINGS!!!!"