Danger Days: The True Lives of The Shit-Faced Bastards

Le Prolouge

(A/N: SUP GUYS! :D Well I just want to let all your asses know that this story is all the original idea of my sister Abby. (ALessonLearnedInTime) and the only reason I'm writing it and not her is because her arse is WAY to fucking lazy and psh! I'll write it better! *gloating smirk* So yeah...she came up with the basic plot (well plot as in the beginning of the story) and the characters and the names and costumes and shit. I'm just adding thousands of lovely details and the rest of this damn beautiful story. So...here we go....the introduction chapter :D)

~Third Person POV~

Well in every killjoy story there is always the topic of 'family getting split up' well....I'm here to tell you how I define this shit.

You see, back in the good old days when things were what we call 'NORMAL' there were these chicks that went by the names of Jenny, Abby, Alyissa, and Helena. They meet each other at the local park that was located right in the center of where they all lived and right away a beautiful friendship blossomed. No not really....they pretty much all hated each other guts (except Abby and Alyissa....those nigers were tight ) and they didn't actually become friends until they were all seemly forced to go to the same High School. They decided that instead of trying to out crazy each other with ridiculous competitions and snide remarks, they would all combine forces to become a giant sack of insane. Oh yes. Over time their friendship grew strong to the point where they could walk into each other's houses in the middle of the night, scream 'HAY BITCH', and devour the entire contents of their fridges and then walk out without another word. But all good things must come to an end right?

On February 17, 2012, a new company called Better Living Industries came into view and started introducing ingenious products such as 'recyclable gas' or non-melt able ice cream'. Just random things that would get people to like their company. Sure, recyclable gas helped people save money and 'lowered the pollution in the atmosphere' but the companies products kept getting more and more extreme to the point where school systems required students to wear a voice audio camera on their t-shirts so that parents and staff can know what their children are doing through out the day. Of coarse kids objected this order but nobody cared for their opinion because the BLI claimed that wearing these camera's can prevent 'bullying' and 'bad language spreading around campus'. So this is how it all began.

With this new formed trust and respect in BLI's company from parents, teachers, gardeners, and EVEN THE PRESIDENT. They had permission to make this thing called 'The Pill'. The Pill was designed to 'take all your bad feelings away' and 'make your life a perfect happy thing' Well life isn't meant to be 'perfect'. Everyone has their up's and down's and life can be happy or sad depending on how you see it. But of coarse the human species is an impatient one and just wants what is best for them as soon as possible. So thousands of people all around the world heard of this 'magical drug' and moved to California to experiance the good life. The pill, like all the other things BLI made, worked and they just became more and more popular. Everyone seemed happy and cheery all the time and the BLI wanted to keep it that way. With permission from the government, the were able to make an 'army' of people called Draculoids. These Dracs are made to walk around town at night to make sure that nobody was doing any harm to others and everyone was in their homes 'living the good life' like planned. If not, the Dracs would arrest you and bring you to the BLI headquarters where they were so called 'in confinement for time being.' But the thing is......those people were never heard from again. Some people say they were killed and others say they were turned into these 'Draculoids' made to serve the BLI for the rest of their lives. The government of corse, didn't give a shit because the BLI was 'making the world a better place' so things just continued on from there.

The problem with the Pill was that one or two made you happy but after people started taking continuous amounts each and every day, they lost all feelings and emotion. Now when people found out about this little side effect they stopped taking the pill and gradually gained their feelings back, but the BLI wasn't going to loose it's test dummies that easily. With the help of their leader, Korse, the BLI started war. First step, get rid of the man in charge. BLI killed the governor. With the leader of California out of the way, Korse took over Sacramento and renamed it Battery City. Korse eventually became so obsessed with power that he was sure that every other city and thie mayor's would try to take back control of 'Battery City' so Korse saw them as an enemy and decided to get rid of them as well. So the fires of 2012 began. 

In the beginning of December 2012, Draculiods planted atomic bombs in every single nook and cranny in California except for Battery City; but Korse wasn't THAT merciless, but he was a shit-faced bastard. People were already in panic, I mean who WOULDN'T be in panic if a whole bunch of creepy mutant rat looking men ran through your town and placed bombs in every house and shop? The fate of the state was in a single button under Korse's finger. Korse sent out a message stating that he would remove all the bombs if everyone would take the pill and agree to make Korse the new ruler of California. The only problem though.....is that when people are threatned and controlled, they become angry and rebellious. 

We are the Killjoys.

Let the fight begin.

(A/N: SUP GUYS! :D Well yeah.....for those of you reading this shit thinking 'yeah, yeah whoel take over thing yadda yada GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT!" Well urh......I appoligize it just ahd to be done.)