Danger Days: The True Lives of The Shit-Faced Bastards

Velocity Impact, Pissing Gerard Off, And Kicking Korse Ass? OH HELL YEAH! XD

~4 Months, 17 Days, 33 1/2 Minutes, and 6 Seconds Since Abby and Alyissa Meet The Fabulous Killjoys~

~Abby's POV~

Heh. So I have single handily managed to procrastinate fixing Gerard's car for a LONG ASS time ..four months to be exact and hey haven't shot me in the head yet! :D Bahah oh jolly! ^_^ But seriously......I'm so damn LAZY! Every time I think I have enough energy to fix the car, I'll get my shit together, go outside, then fall asleep on the hood. One thing is for sure......I am definitely NOT meant to be a mechanic. I don't feel guilty about this though......I'm still peeved at Alyissa for practically throwing me out the window and kidnapping me here so I've declared a self war where everyone thinks I'm going to work on the car but in reality I'm sitting on the couch eating these 10 year old cheese puffs I found in the middle of zone 4 a few days ago.........THEY'RE STILL GOOD DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! ;D Well today was no different. I fully intended on sleeping in and stuff until--"Goddammit Abby! Get your lazy ass up and fix the car!!" Ugh!! I'll do it later!!! Let me sleep! "You have been saying that for four months! No! Go fix the car right now or we'll take away your eating, pooping, sleeping, and breathing privileges!" How will you take away my breathing privilages? o_O "I'll kill you." *rolls eyes* Fffffiiiiiiiinnnneeeeee! But urh Gerrad....."What?" There is only one probem.....I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX ANYTHING! LET ALONE, A CAR! "Yeah? Well to bad! Now go fix it! If it's not done by sundown then I will advance on your slowly with a hammer!"  .__. Fine! But don't exspect it to be perfect! *Gerard gives her a death stare* Dah....urhm.....OKAY! OKAY! I'll try :s *nods and walks off*

Urgh!!! How the butts am I going o do this!? Butts......YOU STARTED THIS!! *scowls at her butt* But seriously, I have no tools, no experience, no--"Hey Abby just thought that I'd let you know that there is a auto shop about a mile away from here." GDHSYG THANK YOU MIOKEY! YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL YOU! :D "Bahha your.....your a beautiful soul too? :D" HURH. SQUIRREL. UNICORN BUTT. HAKKHUR. FSGH. And with that I left ran out of the Diner leaving Mikey with a very amused what the fuck face. Heh..........I REGRET NOTHING!! WOLOLOO--but dammit! Now you probably are rolling your eyes at my laziness right now demanding me to shutup and just ride my motorcycle and I would......but.....GERARD'S SASSY ASS FUCKING STOLE IT FROM ME UNTIL I FIX HIS CAR! URGURH!! I need to somehow sneek into hsi room and steal my keys so they can go back where they belong. On my sexy neck chain. *W* So yeah....I'm walking.

~30 minutes, 2 half dead dracs, and a spontaneous tumbleweed later~

WelCOME To Velocity's Auto Repair and Arsenal Weapons Shop. Killjoys are welcome any time from the afternoon to the late late night when I'm not sleeping and Dracs.....well you can come in too. I have tea.

Well....I LIKE TEA! :D HOHO HEY BITCH! I DEMAND PARTS FOR MY--What the? I walk into this lovely shop that looks pretty much like a colorful bunker house expecting a random killjoy to shove a gun in my face demanding to know about my sudden outburst but instead I found a colorful blurr running about yelling random things who couldn't care less about my apperance. Pfft! Rude bitch! ^_^ OI! I NEED OSME PARTS FOR SOME CAR I BROKE WITH ME BUTT! :D "Bahhaha well hello little BOY or GIRLLL.....GRELL! GRELL!! BAHAHA YES GRELL!! *growls and dives behind the front counter*" Urh......"You need parts eh? Well ......I NEED A FLAMETHROWER! BUT APPERANTLY I'M NOT LLOWED NEAR FIRE! D: BAHAH MMMYYYY PPPPRRRREEEECCCCIIIIIOOOOUUUUSSSS!! *pulls out  Ho-Ho and whispers sweet nothings in it's ear* ..Hey wait a minute....red hair, slight case of crazy, ho-ho obsession? Jenny!? *cough* "Nyeh!! How does thou know me name bub!? I demand to know your shoe size!!" Jenny it's me! Abbeh! *throws a brick at Abby's head* EH! *dodges brick* WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY DID YOU THROW A BABY AT ME!? " :D ABBY!!" *tackles Abby then steals her shoe* "Yupp! Just as I thought......you're feet are still 9 inches long .--." GDSHYGBVGFDH! OI! STOP YE BLABBIN AND GET ME MEH CAR PARTS! "Pfft! Fine! Business we shall talk. Now -clears throat- What did you break this time?" I urh.....I kinda sorta broke the Fabulous Killjoys windshield with me bum. "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Well fuck! Did you apologize!?" Yeah! I have been saying sorry to Party since I first--"Psh! Not the fab four! Did you apologize to the car!?" Urhh......*le gasp* "how dare ye break the wonderful face of a car and not whisper sweet nothings to it's soul afterwards! D:" ....What kind of....I don't even...WHAT THE FUCK!? Just get me a new windshield woman! And urh.....how much will it cost? I have about two bucks, this random ho-ho and-- "HO-HO YOU SAY!? BAHA FUCK YEAH! Hand over the ho and I'll do it for free! :D" Jenny I have had this ho-ho in my pocket since the last Halloween and it's all stale and shit....are you sure you want to-- "DON'T QUESTION THE HOES!! *GROWL* THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS!! HEHE!! PPPPRRRREEECCCCIIIIOOOOUUUUSSSSS!! >:D"