About Two Months Later................
~Jenny's POV~
jhtjs Did you know that if you try and fix a sassy, red headed, prada poof, queen's trans am with glitter glue and a bendy straw.......it'll fall apart in the middle of the road!? :D
BWHAHAHA WELL I SURE DIDN'T!! Which is why I'm currently running around in triangles, confused as why Gerard himself is chasing me with a metal bat........
"GET BACK HERE YOU INSANE MOTHER FUCKER!" HAH!!! JUST BECAUSE I PEEL MANGOES WITH POTATOES, DOESN'T MEAN I'M INSANE....IT JUST...UFYDJHDS GEOMETRIES BABY!! WOLOLOLOLOL!!" *throws a spontaneous show at Gerard's face* "MEH!!" "WHAT THE HELL!? ARE THESE THE SLIPPERS I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS!?" Uh................... "OKAY THAT'S IT!!"
Gerard then, oh so gracefully launched himself at my torso causing us both to fall backwards into my underground base and for me to lie face first on the ground with an attractively shaped fat ass ontop of my back.
jyhtnxjhtnhjkjhcdnyhjxnzhnm!! I mumbled as I flailed my arms around voilently. "What's that!? A-are you trying to SAY something Jenny? Because I don't speak CAR WRECKER!" jbcst6nyuxjncdujkymijzxcdnxmjhzknh!!! "Oh you're going to appologize to me and fix my car today for free? Sounds legit."
AWE HELL TO THE NAW!! With one swift movement, I rolled over and bit Gerard right square in the buttcheek causing him to squeal and jump off of me.
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!! WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!! *runs down the tunnel screeching*
Gerard just kinda ran after me but then stopped because he realized he was STUPID and couldn't tell his left's from his right's.
"I'LL FIND YOU EVENTUALLY!! NO YOU WONT!! *cackles* "OH!? WELL IF YOU DON'T COME OUT AND FIX MY CAR RIGHT THIS SECOND, I'LL FEAD ALL YOUR HO-HO'S TO THE ZOMBIES!" *le smile of smugness* GASP! GERD! Y-YOU WOULDN'T!! *inches closer to the enterence* "Oh you KNOW I would darlin'!" *jets out his hip and places hand in hip-ial crevis* .......................Fine. ._. I'll fix yo damn car. BUT!! I'm going to have to go into the city to get proper parts and shit. "Hmm......well........" HERE I'LL HELP YOU THINK!!! :D *runs over and strokes Gerard's facial hair* Dude you need to shave.....it's like Chewbacca flew into Canada, sneezed at a mongoose, and all his pibic hair landed on your face. " O_O Well that was an image no man ever needs to see........FINE!! You can go into the city." YEE-- "BUT!! You have to bring Abby and Alyissa along with you because without them you will surely do something absolutly retarded and get yourself killed. And then who will fix my car?" ._. Wow. You're so fucking considerate. But hon! *pinches Gee's cheeks* I'm going to do something retarded regardless of whose with me! ;D "Pfft!" *rubs his sore cheeks* "Whatevs. Just be home by 7 okay?" AYE! CAPIN'! *tries to solute Gerard but epically fails and ends up face first in a vrick wall* Sssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttt--AND WERE OFF! WEEE!!! *skips out of base*
YES!! FINALLY, A MISSION!! UJHDFJKMS YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS CALLS FOR A SONG!! >:D
*barrel rolls through the front door*
WERE GOING ON A MISSION, A MISSION, A MISSION! WERE GOING ON A MISSION, LETS SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND!! I added an extra horrible screech at the end of my song just to be an asshole and when I opened my eyes everybody was staring at me ((minus Gerard whose still lost in my base! >:D HEHEHE!)) with BL/I beans hanging out of their mouths and their faces twisted with concern. BWHAHHAHA--OI!! ABBEH! ALYISSARONIE!! GET YOUR ARSES IN GEAR BECAUSE WERE GOING ON A MISSION!! :D "Uuuuhhhhh!! I don't waaannnnaaa go on a missio--" *gets another one of Gerard's shoes lobbed at her forehead* "OW! WHAT THE FUCK!?" ABBY! YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH!! I'M GOING TO GO TO BATTERY CITY TO GET CAR PARTS AND GERAR SAID YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME SO GO GET YOUR GUNS ON BEFORE I SHOVE THIS CAN OF BEANS UP YOUR ASS!! Both Abby and Alyissa immediatly took off up the stairs leaving me with a very disturbed Mikey, a very amused Frank, and a very I don't really give a flying fuck at the moment Raymond. And I just stood there smirking like a fool on the hill. ((BWHAH BEATLES REFERENCE!! >:D *HISS*)) WHELP! I'm off to go kill some mutant rat men and shit. Be back by dinner. "Okay. See you then honey!" *Frank kisses Jenny's cheek dramatically then fake sobs back to his chair*
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