To celebrate the story’s 1,000 reads on wattpad (Ok maybe it’s at 980 but it’s my story so fuck you) I have made a list of every cliche I have used in the story! I probably missed a few so go ahead and tell me what’s missing and I’ll add it to the list. Enjoy!
Abusive father
Rape used as plot device
Bullied at school
Depression
Kellin moves from Michigan to California
Then he complains on how terrible it is
One character is loser new kid
Other character is popular kid
Start off hating each other
Get put as partners for a project
“I’m so ugly” then describes how good looking they are
orbs used in place as eyes (who actually says that)
first date is a surprise location
Always an empty janitors closet. why are they never locked
Popular guy has hot cheerleader girlfriend
ALL of their friends are gay
Everyone else in the school is a homophobe
The only word anyone else can possibly say is “Fag.”
Wears beanies everyday
Frerard only wears Misfit shirts
Everyone can skip classes with little consequences
Accidently saying things out loud that they are thinking
Switch POV in the middle of the chapter
Jack is obsessed with the movies home alone/peter pan
Jack and Alex wear blink182 shirts every day
Always go to each others houses to play video games
No weekend
Tshirt always goes down to knees
Have to hide relationship from classmates
Mpreg (ew ew ew ew ew)
Have music classes
Kellin wears Anthem Made shirts every day
Wears Skinny jeans everyday
Has a kid show main character around school. They always end up as friends
Main character has EVERY CLASS the same as their friend
Always a drinking party
Tongues “struggle for dominance”
Jack wears his Boner shirt
Fireworks go off when they kiss
Jacks hair is described as “Skunk hair”
One person always climbs through the window and into the bedroom of the other person (because I guess screens don’t exist)
Random Spanish words mixed into an English sentence
Thinking they’re going to get murdered when one person brings them to the woods for a date (As stupid as it sounds, I see it way too often)
Song lyric use in a conversation
Waitress flirts with them
Authors note in the middle of a paragraph (Can you not just wait ‘til the end of the chapter to tell us something?)
Various body parts tasting like various foods
Morning breath=No problem
Popping the P
I saw *insert emotion here* Flash through his eyes
AAAAnd last but not least…
Using song lyrics as the title of the story
YOU ARE READING
*Insert Generic Song Lyrics Here*
FanfictionI have made this story my absolute goal to try and include as many cliche fanfiction themes as I possibly can. Get ready because this story will change your life. Kellic Quentes has moved from Michigan to California (Oh wow wat a shocker) and is da...
