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Chappy 3

I REALLY did not want 2 go to skool today. Not that i ver wanted to go but today i REALLY didn't want to go. I got up and threw on my my usual outfet including a beanie and ran outta the house before my dad could yell at me. I also ran to skool as fast as i could to advoid another drive-by meeting with Jalex and his frands. Bi all this running, im gonna be a track star at the end of the week.

When I got to skool I sat down in my first class next to Ethan b4 the bell rang.

"Hay big E."

"Don't call me that." he siad, not looking up from his paper.

"Little E?" I asked.

"That's even wor-" he started but as soon as he looked up at me, he cutted himself off.

"Dude. What happened to your face?" He Questioned. I must've had a few brooses and scratches.

"Jalex and his friends Vaginasaurus 1 and Vaginasaurus 2 beat me up." I told him. He gavev me a look of sympathy and siad

"How about you sit with me and my friends at lunch today. That way there's a less of chance of you getting beat up again."

"OKIEE" I answred cheerfully.

"Don't you get yelled at for wearing a beanie? It IS against school rules to wear a hat. You know that, right?"

"IDK man stop asking stupid questions. of course i don't get yelled at. its not like schools stick to their rules." He was about to agrue back but cut himself off.

"I guess. I mean, have you seen what Jalex is wearing today? It's a shirt with the word 'Boner' on the front." I was getting annoyed with him now. Did he not know that dont matter. b4 i could answer the bell rang and class started.

During lunch I walked into the lunchroom class. I saw peeple turn their heads and glare at me.

"fags" the muttereded. I kept my head down nd walked to Ethans table.

"Hey Kellic! These are my friends. Frerard, Larry, Cashby, Fransykes, Phan, Peterick, and Ryden." I looked at his friends. Dey all looked gay. "Yes, all my friends are gay. Everyone else in school is homophobic though because that's EXACTLY what happens in real life." As if to prove his point, someone walked by and shouted

"Fags!" At us.

"Is dat the only word u can say?" I asked the kid who walke by.

"Fags." He said in reply. out of the wee little corner of my eye i see Jalex walk over.

"Hy guys in Jalex." He says "Kellic. Come with me." He grabbed my arm an pulled me away. But since nobody can stand up for themselves for shit at this skool, i went with him and nobou stopped him. "Listen, im rly sorry. I hope you can forgive me." He aplologized.

"Okay!" I happily forgave him.

"Do u wanna ditch the rest of the day?" He asked "we can hang out and werk on our muzik project."

"That sounds perfectly logical" i siad. "Lets go!" We walked out of teh skool to his car.

"Wont we get in touble fer ditching?" I asked

"Of coarse not. Our skool isnt like regular skools. There r no punishments for anything." I got in the car and hit the radio. I heard a familiat piano tune being played

"When I was

A young boy

My father

Took me into the citayy

To see a marching band."

"Thats sooooo offensive." I say "It's not a marching band. It's a marching idea" he noddeded in agreement

We pulled into his driveway and ran up to his room.

"Hay u wanna play video games?"

"Sure. Because it seems to be the only thig people do wen they hang out anyways." I answer.

"Good." Jalex said "youre going down" he teased

"Im yelling timber" Jalex put in the game and turned it on. It wuz a really hard game. What was it called? Oh yah, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. After he creamated me on that game, we practiced out muzic project for a while and played other songs for fun. I decided to ask Jalex to play me one o my fave somgs- Candy Land by BOTDF. He didnt know how to play any of the chords so decided to flush the toilet a bunch of times instead. it was better thanthe original. we told eachothe r funny jokes like

"Y did the lights go out?..... Because the world exploded!" And went into fits ofgiggles.

"Oh dam. I have 2 go home now." I told Jalex. I sware i saw sadness flash in his eyes but im pretty sure thats not possible.

"Let me drive u home." He sai even tho i i live like, a block away.

It took .00007 seconds b4 we pulled into my driveway. I spent tht time holding onto every precious second with Jalex.

"I guess i shall see u tommoro." I told him.

"Kk" he told me. I opened the car door to step out. before i could get outta the car, Jalex grabbed my hand and spun me aroud. B4 i knew it, his lips crashed into mine. It was only for a second tho.

"Wha-?" I began to ask him

"No homo" he said and drove away. Oh Jalex wat have u done. Doesnt he know that saying 'no homo' only works if you day it BEFORE u do something homo? It doesn't count if u say it after. What Jalex did was VERY homo

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So this is how I imagine how it goes with everyone who somehow decided to read this story

*Adds book to Library*

*Clicks on book*

*Reads first chapter*

*Deletes story*

*Deletes Wattpad*

*Turns off Phone*

*Drives to the Grand Canyon*

*Throws phone off cliff*

*Drives home*

*Huddles in a corner with a blanket on and lights off promising them self that they will never read another fanfiction again*