The Squip Squad (BMC/DEH Chatfic #2)

7: Dating

Jerry has added the Squip Squad to chat ‘dating’

Jerry has changed his name to ‘Boyf’

ProudGay has changed his name to ‘Reinds’

Boyf: guys, I have a boyfriend!

BiArsonist: congratulations, Jeremy!

Reinds: well, I have a boyfriend too!

TheaterGeek: lemme guess, it's Jeremy?

Reinds: yep!

Boyf: we've only been dating for a day, but he still is the best boyfriend.

Reinds: nah, that's you, Jere-bear. 😘

Boyf: 😍

JakeyD: Jeremy, congratulations and all, but I really think you should have a chat with the Squip about your previous convo…

Boyf: y? What did he do?

Boyf: @Imback what r they talking about?

Imback: ...its nothing.

Boyf: Squip, don't lie to me.

Imback: Really, it's not important.

JakeyD: if you don't tell them, Squip, I will.

Imback: it just...i guess it kinda hurt my “feelings" when you said you hated me.

JakeyD: and what did u say?

Imback: that I couldn't do anything right...why do u even care? I just ruined everybody’s life anyway…

JakeyD: I care cuz it's in my nature. You sounded really hurt, and it hurts me to hear someone else hurt.

Boyf: Squip, I'm sorry. I didn't mean any of that. I was just embarrassed and I didn't know what I was saying.

Boyf: you don't have to be afraid to tell me if I'm hurting you, ok? I won't be mad, promise. Just tell me, ok?

Imback: ...ok. sorry…

Imback: congratulations by the way.

Imback: both of you.

Boyf: thx, and u don't have to apologize.

Reinds: thx, dude, but I couldn't have done this without u.

Imback: really?

Reinds: yeah! U were the one that told me Jere was bi. And you tried to help me get close to him.

Reinds: u really have changed, haven't u?

BiArsonist: STILL DON'T TRUST YOU COMPLETELY!

JakeyD: me neither, but for now, you're cool.

Imback: well, I'm glad that I am actually doing a good job of proving myself. 😊

Trees: guys...i, uh, I need t-to tell you something…

Imback: hey, Evan!🌳

Trees: heh, nice tree.

Trees: anyway, um Jared and I…

Trees: we’re dating.

Reinds: WHAT!?! AND HE DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?

Reinds: @InsanelyCool

InsanelyCool: ...sup?

Reinds: DON'T YOU F**KING ‘SUP’ ME!! WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME U AND EVAN WERE DATING!?

InsanelyCool: ...wasnt it obvious?

InsanelyCool: dude, when we came late to the chat...we lied.

InsanelyCool: we were actually f**king.

Trees: N-N-NO WE WEREN'T! WE, UM, W-WE WERE J-JUST CUDDLING A-AND WATCHING M-MOVIES! 😳😳😳😳😳😳

InsanelyCool: yeah, sure, until we got distracted.

Trees: I h-hate you.

InsanelyCool: thats not what u said last night 😜

Trees: I wanna divorce.

InsanelyCool: babe, we’re not even married.

Trees: not a-anymore.

InsanelyCool: I'm sorry, don't leave me, I love you, baby.

Trees: I'm just k-kidding. Lol, love you too.

Reinds: GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!

Boyf: Mikey, stop yelling!

BiArsonist: guys...i gtg. I just randomly got a major migraine and it's not going away.

JakeyD: you don't think…

BiArsonist: Idk, but this bright screen is making everything worse.

JakeyD: want some company?

BiArsonist: ...sure.

JakeyD: on my way.

JakeyD has left the chat

BiArsonist has left the chat

Boyf: Squip, is Rich’s Squip going to come back too?

Imback: that would explain the random migraine Rich is having.

Imback: tho, I can't say for sure if it's a Squip or something else. I'm not connected anymore.

Reinds: well, if his Squip is coming back, we’re gonna have to give you a name…

Imback: you may call me Sam.

TheaterGeek: I just realized, Michael, that you spelled riends wrong.

Reinds: no, Rich spelled it wrong when he put it on our backpacks.

Boyf: we figured we should keep it the way.

Boyf: in honor of Rich knowing before we did I guess?

Imback: that's nice of you.

Boyf: I thought so too.

Reinds: that's my boyfriend for ya!

Reinds: wow...my boyfriend. It feels so good to say that.

Boyf: 😙

Reinds: 😘

InsanelyCool: GET A ROOM!

Trees: j-jared, you're, um, one to talk.

InsanelyCool: nobody asked you, Evan!

Trees: why do I put up with you…

InsanelyCool: because you love me?

Trees: ...yes, I love you.

InsanelyCool: I love you too. 😚

Trees: 😗😗😗

Imback: lonely...i'm so lonely...i have nobody...for my own...😔

Boyf: aww, Squip, I'm sure you'll find someone soon.

Reinds: yeah, don't worry. You just haven't met him yet.

Unknown has joined the chat

Unknown has changed his name to ‘Kermit’

Kermit: I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MY RETURN!

Imback: oh boy…

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Hope you enjoyed, see you on Wednesday. Bye