9: Announcement I Guess

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BiArsonist has added the Squip Squad to chat ‘announcement I guess’

BiArsonist has unblocked Kermit

BiArsonist: Kermit, is there anything you would like to say to Sam?

Imback: …?

Kermit: ugh...I apologize for everything I said the other day, I just...I guess it kind of hurt your “feelings” or whatever...I was...incorrect. You are not a worthless, defective, failure of a Squip and a disappointment to the Corporation.

BiArsonist: I stg...😡

Kermit: what? I am apologizing like you asked.

BiArsonist: you're terrible at it.

Imback: it's alright, Rich. He's a supercomputer that doesn't understand emotions.

JakeyD: waitwaitwaitwaitwait...you’re a supercomputer too. How come you have emotions?

Imback: ...idk, but that's why I'm defected.

Boyf: *unique

Imback: unique…

Kermit: well, I apologized...do you accept it or not?

Imback:

Imback: it might take some time, but I do appreciate the apology.

Kermit: whatever…

Kermit: Richie, don't you have an announcement or something?

BiArsonist: uh...yeah…

Reinds: what is it, bro?

BiArsonist: ummm….😳

JakeyD: me and Rich are dating. 🤗💖💜💙

BiArsonist: 💖💛💙

Boyf: congratulations! 🤗🤗🤗

Reinds: I'm soooo happy for you guys!

TheaterGeek: yes! Congrats, you guys!

InsanelyCool: dude, that's awesome!

Trees: love is, uh, everywhere, huh? 😊

Imback: ...yeah, everywhere except this poor soul...😔

Boyf: aww, Squip…

Reinds: 🙁🙁🙁

Kermit: 😒

Imback: I'm fine, guys…

Boyf: guys, we need to find Squip a date.

Reinds: operation: find Squip a date is a go!

Imback: what? No, you guys don't have to do that…

Boyf: we want to!

Reinds: you deserve happiness too!

Kermit: ugh...😒😒😒

Kermit: all this kindness is making me sick.

BiArsonist: nobody asked you.

Kermit: tell me when it looked like I cared…

Imback: man, did I use to sound that harsh?

Boyf: if not, harsher.

Imback: I am so sorry.

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