My Life As Iron Man's Daughter (ON SEMI-HOLD)

Pringles Exterminator

Draven’s POV

I stopped my  flashback when I heard a giggle under me. I had climbed into the bed and draped my arm over Sky’s shoulder while I told the story. She had also already changed into her pajamas. Did she even hear my story? Her head was on my shoulder so I couldn’t possibly avoid the fact that her constant moving tickled me. “Really Sky? I was so in the mood!” Full time wicked laughter is turned on. Hyenas, come back! She doesn’t bite…too much.

“So- so- sorry” laughs “to get” laughs “you out” you know what’s next “of your mood!” And she finally fell, clutching to her stomach while looking like a maniac. There’s something wrong with her, I swear. It wasn’t even funny!

Skyler suddenly stopped laughing and got up just to give me a deadly, malicious, wickedly, nasty glare. If there weren’t tears in her eyes I would think that it was only a daydream that I saw her laughing. Maybe she’s bipolar or something. “You…ate…my…Pringles?” OH sheep. I’m dead. I’m too young to die…again! Well, let’s start with my will again. I through the following declare that I don’t want to die. “You lied to me! I thought Janice had taken them away! I even hacked into her system to know where she left them! Only I can get them extinct! It’s my destiny!” she threw herself at me while I jumped off the bed to the other side of the room.

“Ok, Skyler please don’t kill me.” I said, my voice trembling because it’s just funny and scary as much as Thor trying to copy the American accent. I moved to the other side as she tried to move forward.

“Should I even try? Pringle-liar!” She moves, I put the dining place between us.

“Pringle-exterminator!” I move, she throws a lamp that I easily avoided for breaking my head; thank you very much.

“Yapp, that’s me and only me.”

“You should want to marry them when you grow up.”

“I tried, trust me.”

“Why didn’t you then?” I couldn’t help but ask. We moved a little less urgently.

“Then I would be sued.” At my lack of answer she said, “I would’ve eaten my husband.”

“He wouldn’t even make it to the kiss, hell…icarrier, he wouldn’t have been on this earth a few seconds after he proposed.”

“Yes he could, I could be eating his family meanwhile.”

“You wouldn’t get the approval…”

“Everyone except his mother, she would be disgusting.”

“Stinky-Feet Pringles, um yummy.”

“Yeah, yummy, I can’t wait to taste her.” Skyler said, her voice thick of sarcasm

“Whoa, whoa, wait on a second. That darling, is simply said wrong and very disturbing.”

“He would be perfect, all potato-chip, onion-cream delicious.”

“Does he have a sister?”

“Hell…icarrier yeah!”

“His sister would be delicious cheese flavor.”

“Two meters tall of pure yumminess.”

“The sister’s mine.” I said in a threatening and almost comical voice. Skyler licked her lips, then we stayed there looking at each other for a while. “How the hell…icarrier did we start this?” Then we burst out laughing.

“Why do you love them so much?!” I asked between laughter.

“I just do!” She answered calming down a bit, a tiny little bit in a tiny little amount of time.