Things that are on my mind

Google Translate reads 'Pain'

I'm bored and messing with Google Trasnlate, so this is what I get-
The first chapter of Pain, untranslated-

BTW, Zane is Titanium in this
Zane's POV
There were police officers surrounding me. We were packed into one of their cars, speeding down the highway than ran through the desert.
I turned my head slightly to the left. Suddenly ray guns were pointed in my face and at me chest.
"Don't you dare." One of the officiers gritted through their teeth.
I quickly resumed my gaze to the empty road in front of me.
They had disabled Pixal, so I couldn't talk to her, much less call for help. So I decided to meditate some.
For a while I was peaceful, lost in my own world. It must have been for at least an hour, because the vehicle we were in jerked to a stop.

Now, I translate it to Japanese, French, Swahili, and back to English

There was a police near me. We took one of their cars and fled the main road instead of fleeing in the desert. I turned my head slightly to the left. Suddenly, a gunshot was directed to my face and chest. One of the leaders "Do not dare" has caused his teeth. Once I looked at my eye in front of me. I hurt Pixal, so I could not talk to her. So I decided to meditate on a few things. For a while, I had peace and was lost in my own world. The car we drove had left, so it must be at least an hour.

This just shows you, don't use google translate. Tell me if you want more of this.