Bloodsucker (TaeKook)

Ancient asses

No, I am not running out of title names ha-ha-ha what are you talking about

Why does the elk sit in the top of the tree?

Because it's the forests pine cone (it makes more sense in Norwegian I promise )

Okay I have another one

Who should you call when your entire house has become completely dark?

The information *slaps knee*

Also, in class yesterday these two boys were deepthroating a banana... wtf

About a month after the confession, Jungkook and Taehyung had to spend time together at night.

Jungkook's family had already planned that the arranged wedding was going to be held the 23rd of October.

And it already the end of May, soon June, Jungkook had to spend a lot of his time at the Beckham manor.

It was total hell for him.

Every day his mother wouldn't quit asking about where Hoseok went.

Jungkook couldn't tell her he was a demon and had to go somewhere he didn't even know himself.

On top of that Taehyung turned out to be clingy as hell, like Jungkook could be looking out the window and just glance at a tree and there would Taehyung be sitting.

There was one-time Jungkook found Taehyung in the kitchen cupboards after Jason had told him about a strange sound.

The vampire was eating the cupcakes that were meant for Jungkook to taste to pick out a flavor of the cake.

Taehyung recommended the red velvet with cream frosting, stuffed with chocolate.

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"JEON JUNGKOOK!"

The human boy fell off his bed in shock, in the process he dragged Taehyung down with him making the vampire land on top of his stomach.

His sister who had probably heard the thud tried opening the door that Jungkook had forgotten to lock.

Taehyung having inhuman speed blasted into the nearest closet just as Jiwoo entered the room.

"Jungkook, mother wants you downstairs," Jiwoo looked down at him "Also, may I ask why you are on the floor?" She had raised an eyebrow and placed her hands on her hips.

"Don't worry about it, you scared me when you screamed my name suddenly." The younger rose up from the floor "Did she mention anything about what she wanted?"

Jiwoo rolled her eyes "Beats me, she's probably going to ask you the same she has asked everyone."

"What?"

"You didn't notice?" Jiwoo looked at him with shocked eyes, her hands now resting against her side "Somin has been gone for the past week, she isn't in her study or in the library."

Jungkook shook his head "No, I haven't."

His older sister sighed "She could at least have brought me along, like yes I am born into a rich family, I can have everything a want, but," Jiwoo closed the bedroom door and sat down on the bed "Being treated like rubbish by my own mother isn't the best life, she has completely changed after he died."

Jungkook nodded "Yes, I agree."

The two sat in silence.

There was a sneeze from the closet Taehyung had hidden in, both of the Jeon siblings turned their heads.