The first edition

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Welcome to "A Dating App For Single Pringles." Here you have 5 minutes to have a meaningful text conversation with a random boy or girl. You are unable to post pictures on here. If you enjoy the person you have talked to you can save their contacts to continue to text them. Have fun mingling!

Computer: Hello Janice. Are you a boy or girl?

Janice: Girl duh

Computer: I don't appreciate your attitude. Do you prefer girls or boys?

Janice: Well you shouldn't have asked me such a stupid question. Boys.

Computer: Didn't your mother teach you manners?!

Janice: Can you just match me already?

Computer: I don't know can I?

Janice: Do your job!!

THE COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU TO GEORGIE

Janice: Hey Georgie.

Georgie: Hello thirsty girl ;)

Janice: I'm not thirsty

Georgie: Oh really?

Janice: Yes

Georgie: Wanna go out with me?

Janice: Only if your cute ;)

Georgie: Bye thirsty ;)

GEORGIE HAS LEFT THE CHAT

Computer: So how'd it go?

Janice: Give me someone who's not stupid

Computer: I did, that's why he didn't like you.

Janice: Shut up you dumb ass computer!

COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU TO JASON

Jason: Hi.

Janice: Hey, are you stupid?

Jason: I don't think so...are you?

Janice: Hell no.

Jason: So are you a boy?

Janice: Why the hell does everyone think i'm a boy?!

Jason: So you're not a boy...?

Janice: NO!!!

Jason: Oh...well this is awkward.

Janice: Why is it awkward?

Jason: I'm gay.

JANICE HAS LEFT THE CHAT

Janice: Alright computer you're getting on my last fucking nerve. Give me someone good!

Computer: No one wants you deal with it!

Janice: Shut the fuck up!

Computer: Fuck doesn't go up stupid.

COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU TO MARK

Janice: Are you gay?

Mark: No.

Janice: Are you dumb?

Mark: No. What the hell are these questions?

Janice: Sorry i got matched to some dumb guys before you.

Mark: Well i'm not dumb or gay. I like my women.

Janice: Well i'm the finest women you'll find ;)

Mark: Mmm. Wish you could send some pics.

Janice: Maybe i could go over and show you ;)

Mark: That would be really nice of you. We could have a really fun time ;)

Janice: I'll be over in a few, just send your address ;)

Mark: YOU STUPID LITTLE WHORE< FIND YOUR OWN MAN

Janice: ...um who is this?

Mark: MARK'S GIRLFRIEND YOU BITCH

JANICE HAS LEFT THE CHAT

Computer: So i guess your a punk too

Janice: I'm done with this stupid app

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