Welcome to "A Dating App For Single Pringles." Here you have 5 minutes to have a meaningful text conversation with a random boy or girl. You are unable to post pictures on here. If you enjoy the person you have talked to you can save their contacts to continue to text them. Have fun mingling!
Computer: Hello Parker. Are you a girl or boy?
Parker: boi
Computer: Did you mean boy?
Parker: yerp.
Computer: ...okay. Do you like girls or boys?
Parker: cute chics with big boobs.
Computer: Alright good luck!
COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU TO TATTIANA
Tattiana: Hey ;)
Parker: ur name is close to titties. do u hav big ones?
TATTIANA HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Computer: that lasted only 20 seconds. You certainly are a ladies man aren't you?
Parker: eh.
Computer: ...eh?
Parker: eh.
Computer: ...eh
Parker: eh.
Computer: eh.
Parker: eh.
Computer: eh.
Parker: yerp.
COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU TO DESTINY
Parker: Hello Destiny. Were you part of Destiny's Child?
Destiny: lol ur funny
Parker: eh. sure.
Destiny: so what do u lik from girls?
Parker: boobs.
Destiny: ...anything else?
Parker: long hair.
Destiny: well I have long straight brown hair. how old are you?
Parker: 17
Destiny: I'm 16
Parker: cool.
Destiny: um so any questions?
Parker: you got boobs?
Destiny: uh...yeah
Parker: good :)
Destiny: what do you look like?
Parker: I have shaggy black hair. I'm tall. I'm well built
Destiny: that's cute :) oh um do you like kids?
Parker: y?
Destiny: I have two kids from my exs
PARKER HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Computer: well that lasted longer than the first one
Parker: she was a slut.
Computer: well you said you wanted big boobs
Parker: can i just talk to u?
Computer: ...uh well i guess
Parker: cool. ur cool.
Computer: Well thank you but I'm a computer
Parker: no your not
Computer: what?
Parker: Computers are programmed to do only specific things. They can't adapt to things they are not programmed to do and therefore you are not a computer. Your real.
Computer: ...
Parker: so who are you?
Computer: ...
Parker: are you a girl or guy?
Computer: ...
Parker: Where are you?
APP HAS SHUT DOWN
