Welcome to "A Dating App For Single Pringles." Here you have 5 minutes to have a meaningful text conversation with a random boy or girl. You are unable to post pictures on here. If you enjoy the person you have talked to you can save their contacts to continue to text them. Have fun mingling!
Computer: Welcome Carly! Are you a boy or a girl?
Carly: Hello
Computer: Hi. Are you a boy or girl?
Carly: I'm a girl. How good is this app?
Computer: I don't know, I'm just a computer. Do you like boys or girls.
Carly: Boys. So do I get to pick the guy?
Computer: No. Do you always ask so many questions?
Carly: ...
COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU TO AIDEN
Aiden: Hey girl
Carly: Hey. How are you?
Aiden: Much better now that I've found you
Carly: Aww, hehe. Your sweet
Aiden: I bet you taste sweet ;)
Carly: Um, what's that supposed to me?
Aiden: Nothing baby ;) ;)
Carly: Baby...um well we just met. I'd like to get to know you better.
Aiden: What you wanna know baby?
Carly: What's your favorite color?
Aiden: The color of your eyes ;)
Carly: hehe how old are you?
Aiden: Age don't matter in love
Carly: Yeah but I want to make sure your not too old for me
Aiden: I'm all about youth
Carly: Just tell me how old your are
Aiden: I'm 8
CARLY HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Computer: Hey how you doing?
Carly: ARE YOU TRYING TO PUT ME IN JAIL?! WHY DID YOU MATCH ME WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD?!
Computer: Everyone is randomly paired with everyone. I don't know how old you are. I'm not a stalker.
Carly: Give me someone older
Computer: I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD ANYONE IS
COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU TO TREVOR
Trevor: Heyyyyy
Carly: HOW OLD ARE YOU?!
Trevor: ...22...You okay?
Carly: Sorry it's just that the stupid computer matched me to an 8 year old before
Trevor: How old are you?
Carly: 17
Trevor: So your in high school?
Carly: yeah
Trevor: Cool I'm a high school teacher
Carly: What subject do you teach?
Trevor: Science
Carly: ...where do you teach?
Trevor: At Lakeville High School...wait a minute, Carly Hatur???
Carly: OMG MR. GRALER?!
Trevor: Well...this is a bit awkard
Carly: I SWEAR YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS
Trevor: So does this mean you'll still go out with me?
CARLY HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Computer: How's life?
Carly: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DID YOU MATCH ME WITH MY SCIENCE TEACHER?!
Computer: BITCH DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO READ? YOUR RANDOMLY MATCHED WITH PEOPLE!!!!
COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU WITH LIL JOHN
Lil John: Hello
Carly: Do you work as a teacher?
Lil John ...no
Carly: How old are you?
Lil John: 45
Carly: welllll I'm only 17 soooo
Lil John: I have a daughter who is 17
Carly: what is her name...?
Lil John: ...OH GOD Carly is that you?
Carly: DAD?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON A DATING APP??? YOU AND MOM AREN'T DIVORCED!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON HER?!
Lil John: Just don't tell your mom about this. Please, I'll give you anything you want!
Carly: I'll think about it but just tell me...how many women have you've cheated on mom with?
Lil John: Well I only text people on here...
Carly: Does mom cheat on you?
Lil John: Yeah, I saw her banging some guy last week.
Carly: I'm just going to leave
CARLY HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Computer: How's the dating life?
Carly: I'm going to sue you
Computer: How I'm a computer
Carly: WELL YOUR A LONELY ASS COMPUTER THAT SHOULD GO TO HELL
Computer: YOUR AN INSECURE BITCH WHO NEEDS TO RESPECT HER ELDERS
COMPUTER HAS KICKED CARLY OFF THE SITE
