Welcome to "A Dating App For Single Pringles." Here you have 5 minutes to have a meaningful text conversation with a random boy or girl. You are unable to post pictures on here. If you enjoy the person you have talked to you can save their contacts to continue to text them. Have fun mingling!
Computer: Hello Kylie. Are you a girl or a boy?
Kylie: I'm non-binary
Computer: Are you a girl or boy?
Kylie: do you know what non-binary means?
Computer: Yes I do but that doesn't answer my question. What does it say on your birth certificate?
Kylie: girl
Computer: Do you prefer girls or boys?
Kylie: I don't have a preference
Computer: Well this makes my job so much easier
COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU WITH ALLISON
Kylie: Hello Allison :)
Allison: Hello :). Your a boy right?
Kylie: I'm non-binary
Allison: Well aren't u smart. Can u dumb it down for me?
Kylie: I don't mind if I'm genderized as a girl or guy
Allison: Well what gender r u really?
Kylie: girl and I'm guessing that ur a girl too right?
Allison:....no I'm a guy
Kylie: oh well sorry
Allison: Well I don't want u because ur not a guy
Kylie: I'm non-binary
Allison: and I'm dumb and gay so
ALLISON HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Kylie: Could u plz not give me a gay guy
Computer: but I though you didn't have a preference
Kylie: I don't but I'm not a guy so someone who is gay can't date me
Computer: I thought you were non-binary
Kylie: JUST GIVE ME A GOOD MATCH
Computer: JUST DON"T BE SO DIFFICULT
COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU TO GABE
Kylie: are u gay?
Gabe: uhhhhhhh no. y r u?
Kylie: no no I'm not
Gabe: Oh well ok so how old r u?
Kylie: I'm 15 hbu?
Gabe: I'm 18. Is that ok?
Kylie: yeah I don't really care
Gabe: Neither do I
Kylie: Do you have any siblings?
Gabe: Yeah I got a little sis. I love she cute
Kylie: aww that's so sweet. I have an older brother...WAIT GABE?!
Gabe:.....that's my name
Kylie: Gabe!! YOUR MY BROTHER!!!
Gabe: I'm aware of this. I still love you ;)
KYLIE HAS LEFT THE CHAT
Computer: so how'd it go?
Kylie: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Computer: right now my problem is your yelling
Kylie: WHY WOULD YOU MATCH ME WITH MY BROTHER?!?!?!?!
Computer: IT'S A RANDOM MATCH!!! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT U!!! I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOUR BROTHER WAS!!! I'M JUST A LONELY ASS COMPUTER WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THIRSTY BRATS ALL DAY!!!! AND I DON'T GET PAID!!!
COMPUTER HAS MATCHED YOU WITH ALLISON
Kylie: wow hey
Allison: hey there
Kylie: so um just tell me about yourself
Allison: okay so I'm transgender, I used to be a man but now I'm a woman. I've been to jail three times for murder, rape, and robbery. I have 14 kids that I know of I've had 3 girlfriends and 2 boyfriends. I'm the best drug dealer in my neighborhood. I live in an alley way and I have a van.
KYLIE HAS LEFT THE CHAT
