the bartender is a man's best friend.

hate you so much 💕

kol x eli
frenelovers???
(frenemies to lovers/ frenemies with benefits? an updated ship bc i got bored 😂)

{ TheBestMikaelson }

❝ i am not sleeping with kol—❞

                   ❝ you sent him nudes. ❞
        ❝ . . . he asked for them. ❞

► basically those boys who are obviously really gay for each other, but get really offended when you call them out on it.
❝ i'm not even gay! ❞ ❝ i have way better taste in men, i can do so much better than this ass—❞

►their relationship is a little toxic...

► first kiss; kol was in a mood. a feisty one apparently. he called eli up for a drink and once eli got there, a fight broke out. they weren't mad at each other, they just tend to like punching each other a lot when they're frustrated. like usual, they punched and punched and kick and bit at each other until the room was pretty much destroyed, and the two of them were both tired, bloody messes. kol leaned in first. cue sort of short but steamy make-out. they didn't talk for a week afterward.

► they started talking again bc;
eli; killing is no fun anymore when you're not around to help.
kol: you're so fucking sappy.
eli; meet me at the bar?
✓ ᴿᵉᵃᵈ ᵃᵗ ⁵:⁴⁵

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eli; pretty please? i'll save you a warm body~
kol: i'm getting dressed, christ. i'll be there soon.
eli; 😘
kol: bloody brat.

► so much sexual tension. everyone hates being in a room where they're together because the tension is so thick. ❝ will you two just bang already?? ❞ ❝ what? gross! ❞ ❝ don't make me sick! ❞

► kol and eli being domestic?? ahahahah psych— the closest they've ever been domestic together was when they once were caught having a nap together, both snuggled up close to each other, definitely not in a "i hate you so much" kind of way. there's a picture of it somewhere, but they will deny it ever happened like crazy and if you try to show them the picture to prove your point, they might try to fight you.

► ❝ oh look! you've got a love letter from eli. ❞  ❝ what? let me see—❞

( i made two bc i didn't know which i liked most xD)

iv. ❝ SO WHAT THE HELL? WHY DO YOU THINK I COME 'ROUND HERE ON MY FREE WILL? WASTING ALL MY PRECIOUS TIME? OH... THE TRUTH SPILLS OUT... AND OH I,
I'VE TOLD YOU NOW. ❞

v. ❝ SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO BLEED TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALIVE AND HAVE A SOUL;                              
BUT IT TAKES SOMEONE TO COME AROUND TO SHOW YOU HOW! ❞

(playlist might get longer in the future--)