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► they're literally the definition of 'mean girls'. "you look like shit, you should have stayed home today."
► they fight a lot. like physically. eli likes to think that kol isn't much older than him so he tries to arm wrestle/ full body wrestle with kol all the time. though kol could quite easily murder him a few times over, he indulges him because he thinks it's funny. of course he goes easy on eli (though he doesn't tell him), because it's actually a bit more fun than he'd like to admit. anyone that's ever walked in on them fighting usually thinks they're crazy, because they usually only get there when the fight is over; both boys are on the ground with the whole room around them beat to hell, and both of them are usually all bloodied up and out of breath, looking like they literally tried to kill each other . . . they're also usually always giggling like giddy children afterward as well.
► kol and eli hate each other so much. sooo much. that's why they have lunch on saturdays at 1, and literally spend most of their time getting ridiculously drunk together.
► kol especially hates eli most, that's why he calls eli whenever he's all upset or angry, either to spar with him or to go on a bit of a murder spree. (they're bff's, they just don't wanna admit it.)
► there's so much drinking, my god. eli has woken up in a bathtub surrounded by empty bottles of liquor, one too many times than he'd like to admit, and it's always after a night of drinking with kol.
❝ just admit it, you've made a friend—❞
❝ what — ? we are NOT friends. ❞
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► eli secretly loves kai (in a brotherly way). kai is like his baby brother, he will beat up anyone who treats kai badly.
► eli made kai make a pillow fort with him once. kai said he had never made one... or maybe eli just thought that up, but eli was jealous because pillow forts were never a thing in his era, so kai got stuck watching movies in a pillow fort with him. eli made it up to him by making him some baked desserts.
►kai has ended up taking care of drunk eli way too many times. eli's probably spilled a few secrets to him accidentally in his drunk state, but kai never really teases him about it unless necessary. eli low-key feels like he's collecting evidence for later blackmail.
► "you said your humanity was off, but you sure are affectionate for not having any emotions." eli is so affectionate with kai, and kind of dramatic. it's not even affection really, eli just isn't good with personal space when it comes to people he's started to open up around. he'll rest his head on kai's shoulder and sigh dramatically when he wants the other's attention, or when they're sitting down, eli will lean against the other during that time. he is a bit cuddly when drunk though. kai puts up with too much of his shit.
► eli doesn't really drink with kai because he thinks of kai as a younger brother and even though kai has killed many people, something in eli makes him feel weird about having any sort of strong alcohol with him.
► they're way of caring for each other is insulting each other with ridiculous names like siblings would. eli calls kai "chai tea" because he knows kai doesn't like chai tea. they also seem to bond a lot more whenever one or the other decides to start teasing katherine.
❝ bro —❞
❝ who? i don't know you. ❞ ❝ i'm just trying to order us a pizza, don't be annoying. ❞
