Naruto's change life

Chapter 15

Note: I only have two words to say, Valentine day! Jk chunin exam

A few months after the trip

Sarutobi: naruto, did konohamaru improve?
Naruto: well yes, I taught him some ninjutsu that even a dumb kid like him can do
Konohamaru: I'm not a dumb kid!
Naruto: why don't you show jiji the jutsu I teach you yesterday?
Konohamaru: sure ( make the hand sign )
Sarutobi: oh, let's see then
Konohamaru: henge no Jutsu

A girl with brown hair wearing bikini appeared

Konohamaru: good morning ( blinking one eye and blowing a kiss )

The third hokage 'flew' back

Konohamaru: ( turn back ) haha! Bye! ( ran out the door )
Sarurobi: ( having a really bad nose bleed ) naruto what did you teach him yesterday
Naruto: I teach him the transformation technique
Sarutobi: why did it became like this
Naruto: who knows, I'm going to find him, bye ( shunshin )
Sarutobi: kids nowadays.... Ha...

Moegi: did it work?
Konohamura: works like a charm
Udon: what if naruto nii got angry? Remember what happened last time...
Konohamaru: please don't make me remember that... And it's only a joke, he wouldn't get that angry
Naruto: actually I will?
Moegi/udon/Konohamaru: ah!/ wha!/ what!
Naruto: relax it's just me
Moegi: then we can't relax
Udon: when did you get here?
Naruto: just a minute ago
Konohamaru: did you came here to find me?
Naruto: well yes, I'm curious, how did you came up with this jutsu
Konohamaru: huh? Are you serious?
Naruto: of course I'm serious, how did you came up with your own jutsu
Konohamaru: I saw grandpa reading those kind of magazines so I thought maybe I could make a jutsu that make all male shinobi to be defeated in a minute
Naruto: what's the name of it?
Konohamaru: ( looking proud ) it's called the Oiroke no Jutsu
Naruto: okay and now we get to the real business
Konohamaru: eh?

Naruto is smiling, for some reason, konohamaru think that naruto is thinking about something wicked

Naruto: I want you to use the oiroke jutsu to get into the woman bath and unleash it in there
Konohamaru: what!! Why?! You will get me killed
Naruto: for you to practice your running skills and to make you think twice before doing things that will make people angry
Konohamaru: no thanks ( turn around and ran away )
Naruto: you know I can catch up to you even if I'm walking, right?
Konohamaru: I don't care! Ah!
Naruto: what? ( he shunshin there to find konohamaru to be held by a cat man ) why is there a cat man
Konohamaru: I'm sorry please forgive me
Cat man: like I would! You bumped into me and that all you want to say! I'm going to make you pay!
A blond haired girl beside him: Kankuro stop! Don't cause any trouble and what if he saw you doing this?
Kankuro: he's not even here! Relax, I only want to punch this kid ( raising up his hand and hold it to a fist ) you gonna pay! ( punch down )
Konohamaru: help naruto nii!!
Naruto: ( catch his fist ) um... Could you please don't do that?
Kankuro: ( turn around to face naruto ) what the... Who are you and how did you get here? ( thought ) I can't move my hand at all and the feeling he give me feel just like....him
Naruto: well, I'm naruto uzumaki, I was here the whole time and could call your friends there to come down?
Kankuro: what friend?
Blonde girl: ( sounding scared ) Kan..ku...ro, over there...
Kankuro: what? ( turn around and saw a red haired boy hanging upside down from the tree ) ga..gaara, listen I..I can explain
Gaara: no need, you brought enough shame to the village ( jumping down the tree ) my name is gaara and I'm sorry for what he had done, please forgive him
Naruto: sure of course
??: why on earth is there so much noise!!
Naruto: the banshee... Oh and the emo
Kankuro: huh? What banshee and emo
Sakura: naruto!! What are doing!! You should be training, not playing
Sasuke: hn...
The blonde girl: oh... That's why
Gaara: temari, kankuro let's go
Sakura: wait! Who are you? I don't remember seeing you before
Temari: we are from Sunagakure
Sakura: Sunagakure? Even if we have an alliance with Sunagakure, you can't just came in like that!
Kankuro: you don't know?
Sasuke: about what
Naruto: about the chunin exam
Temari: why he knows but the two of you don't know?
Naruto: it's normal, don't mind details
Kit I got somethings I need to tell you
Naruto: (thought) what is it?
That red haired kid is the... Jinchuriki of Ichibi
Naruto: the Jinchuriki of Ichibi is that gaara kid?

All of them are looking at him, some confused and some shocked

Why are you saying it out loud?!
Naruto: sorry, sorry didn't notice
Sakura: naruto! Stop talking to yourself!
Kankuro: how.. How did you know that.. That
Naruto: know what? He's a Jinchuriki of the Ichibi? He's not the only one you know
Temari: what do you mean?
Naruto: like what it's sound
Sakura: naruto! Stop acting cool like sasuke!
Sasuke: ( thought ) is this what he's hiding
Gaara: what's your name and who are you?
Naruto: me? My name is uzumaki naruto and I'm just a normal boy that everyone hates
That doesn't make sense?? If you're normal why would anyone hates you
Naruto: ( thought ) I'm giving him a hint, can't you see what's around his eyes? According to what you told me about the tailed beast, shukaku, with his childish personality. He might have told gaara not to sleep if he don't want be control by him
I shouldn't have told you any stories of the Jinchuriki or tailed beast thing, you are giving me the feel that you are the kyubi, not me!!
Naruto: ( thought ) well, your chakra is mixed with mine, so technically make me half kyubi and you're the one who teach all of this
... I hate when what you say make sense
Gaara: ( looking shocked for a while before returning back to normal ) nice to meet you, let's go
Konohamaru: naruto nii! You're so cool
Sakura: that's because you didn't see sasuke before
Naruto: ( whisper ) ya and he will think I'm cooler than ever...

After days...

Kakashi: yo!
Sakura: ah!!!
Naruto: good morning kakashi sensei
Sakura: you scared the hell out of me
Kakashi: why? I came on time
Sakura: you usually will arrive three hours later, why did you came like early today?
Kakashi: haha... No reason

Flashback

Naruto: kakashi, it have been month since the trip, when are you giving me the rest of the fifty report?
Kakashi: leader, couldn't you just decrease the amount of work
Naruto: well... If you come on time for the rest of year, then you only need to finish ten more report
Kakashi: can't you just decrease the work to one report
Naruto: i take that you don't want this offer then ( walking away )
Kakashi: wait I didn't say I don't want it! Wait up!

End of flashback

Kakashi: ( thought ) haha... I have to work hard for the remaining nine reports
Sasuke: why did you call us here
Kakashi: to give you this ( takes out three tickets )
Sakura: what's this
Naruto: it's for us to take the chunin ex...
Sakura: yes!! Thank you Kakashi sensei
Kakashi: don't get happy so quickly, you still have to take the exam before you can be a chunin
Sakura: what?! Naruto! Lying isn't a good thing!
Naruto: you didn't let me finish saying, you banshee. So excited that you can become chunin with your Sasuke kun that you didn't care a bit of what I'm saying
Sakura: ( blush ) what.!.! No! I didn't
Naruto: well, I doubt if you even can became a chunin. Your skills are so bad, you can't even save yourself, don't even talk about saving others
Sakura: what did you say?! My skills are better than yours! That's all that matters!
Naruto: that's why you will never improve, always comparing yourself and the dead last.
Sakura: what...
Kakashi: ( cough ) you all are dismissed
Naruto: you're just a burden ( shunshin )
Sakura: he just don't know anything
Sasuke: he's right
Sakura: what... ( thought ) not you too Sasuke
Sasuke: your skills might be good now but if you don't improve sooner or later, you will just be a burden to us ( walk away )
Sakura:... Am I really wrong?...

Note: sorry for any mistakes and wish all of you a happy Chinese New Year!