Naruto's change life

Chapter 22

Zaku: wait! Let me go against him! I'm confident that I can defeat this brat myself!
Kin: didn't you say you are scared?
Zaku: me, Scared? Not a chance!
Dosu: hurry up and just do it
Naruto: .... ( thought ) and here I thought I can destroy all three of them at once
You can slowly torture them to their death
Naruto: ( thought ) I'm not as cold blooded as you, kurama
Of  course I'm cold blooded! I don't even exist!
Naruto: haha...
Zaku: hey! Why are you laughing?
Naruto: nothing, I just heard something funny
Zaku: ( furious ) what! You think I'm scared of you and don't dare to admit? Why you little brat!
Naruto: didn't your parent teach you any manners? You shouldn't go around calling people brats
Zaku: shut up!!! ( Charge towards him ) I'm gonna kill you!!
Dosu: kin, get ready. We need to let that kid alive
Kin: hai

In the cave

Sakura: sasuke kun, are you alright?
Sasuke: ( nod his head before being 'strangled' )
??: sasuke kun!!
Sakura: Ino? What are you doing here
Shikamaru: we were hiding here before the two of you come in
Sakura: and why are you all hiding here?
Choji; because we can't find anybody weaker than u...
Ino: ( cover his mouth ) none of your business, banshee
Sakura: who cares!! Ino pig!!!
Choji: shikamaru, shouldn't you stop them?
Shikamaru: what a drag
Sasuke: hn...
Shikamaru: hey are you two really abandoning Naruto?

Silence....

Sakura: well, they were looking for Naruto in the first place, it's none of our business...
Sasuke: hn...( agreed )
Choji: but.. isn't he your teammate?
Sakura:.... (thought) but.... I can't do anything...
Sasuke:....
Ino: hey, the fight is starting!
Choji: that's not the main point
Sasuke: no, it is
Sakura: huh?
Sasuke: we will stay here and when the enemy isn't looking, we will attack
Sakura: okay
Sasuke: and I will need the three of you to help
Shikamura: what a drag
Choji: if there's a scroll we can get... ( thought ) so I could buy chips...
Sasuke: after you help us, we will help you to find the scroll you need and leave
Shikamaru: ( nod his head )
Ino: okay ( thought ) I can spend time with sasuke kun!!
Sasuke: in the meantime, we will stay at standby and wait for our chance

Back to the fight

Zaku: don't say that I didn't mention to you, I'm able to use air pressure and sound to attack
Naruto: actually... Never mind ( thought ) I already know that
Zaku: take this! ( airwaves coming out of his hand )
Naruto: ( dodge it ) is that all?
Zaku: ( smiled ) are you sure?
Naruto: ( looking puzzle ) huh? What do yo... ( he felt something wet on his face ) what?.... ( thought ) I'm sure that I dodge it
Are you an idiot?!?? And you are a captain of anbu!! You already know that the sound of their attack can also attack you and you have to block both of them, but what did you do?!? Trying to act cool and dodge the attack, what's the result? Being slashed in the face!
Naruto: ( thought ) kurama, thanks for the reminder, but next time... please don't shout...
Zaku: haha!! And you were laughing at me just now!! Look at yourself!
Naruto: ( rolled his eyes ) are you serious?
Zaku: hey kid, I don't know what orochimaru sama want to do with you or how his disappearance is related to you or anything else but if you agreed to come with us quietly, then....hey where did that kid go?
Kin: zaku! Behind you
Zaku: what?! ( turn around and saw Naruto ) when did you...
Naruto: ( kick him in the stomach ) when you are talking
Zaku: ( 'flew' to the tree and a fruit dropped onto his head ) ita....teme... listen when someone is...
Naruto: ( appeared in front of him ) talking? ( throwing him to his teammates )
Zaku: you.... ( raise his hand to launch a attack )
Naruto: I'm not letting you ( pick a stone from the floor and throw to zaku's hand )
Zaku: ( the stone struck in his hand's tube ) oh no...... ( a exploding sound and red colored substances coming out of his arm ) AH!!!!!! ( landed on the ground in front of his teammates )
Kin: zaku!!
Dosu:... ( look at the blonde hair boy before turning back ) what happen, zaku
Zaku: ( sweating furiously ) the stone... in my hand...
Kin: you mean the stone that the boy throw went into your tube?
Zaku: ( nod )
Dosu: hm...( thought ) how did he know that by blocking the tube, the attack would backfire, more importantly... how did he even managed to throw the stone into the tube....
Naruto: come on! Who's next?

The three shinobi looking at him, not speaking or doing anything....

In the meantime...

Sakura: ( open her mouth but closing it again )
Sasuke: ( eyes widened.... lost of words )
Ino: ( looking blankly.... rubbing her eyes and look again )
Choji: ( look.... look..... )
Shikamura:....( broke the silent ) i knew that he is hiding something... but I didn't expect this
Sasuke: ( nod his head )
Ino: it.. it doesn't seems that he needs our help....
Sakura: ( thought aka, inner Sakura ) what!!! Is that Naruto?? Is he an imposter?! No, it's not possible but.................... ah!!!!!!!

Back to Naruto

Naruto: who's coming next? Or... you can just give me your scroll
Dosu: ( throw the heaven scroll to Naruto )... we will retreat in the meantime...
Naruto: ( catch it and watch them go ) chee... scaredy Fox
Kit!!!!! Stop the fox joke
Naruto: ( thought ) I will stop if you stop shouting... oh and sleeping
What?!?! That's no the matter now?! Your fox joke aren't funny, instead it's annoying!
Naruto: ( thought ) in what way? It's funny to me
Ha! Funny to you... you don't even have the feeling of joy, how can it be funny to you?
Naruto: ( thought ) and who care? Only you, my parent and I knew about my loss of feelings.
....Never mind.... kit, your cover's blown
Naruto: ( thought ) which cover? I have lot's of them
The one that you are acting as a happy lucky go idiot! It's so obvious!
Naruto: ( thought ) I'm not sure about the happy and lucky, but the idiot part... it's true
You will have a lot of a lot of stuff to explain
Naruto: ( shout for them to hear ) Hey, aren't the five of you coming out?
A shout came from the cave: how did he there's five of us!
Naruto: that must be Sakura....

Sakura, sasuke, Ino, choji and shikamaru came out of the cave....

Naruto: ( throw an earth scroll to Ino ) here, we won't need to help you to get the scroll
Ino: ( caught it ) I thought that they give you a heaven scroll?
Naruto: wow, you have pretty good eyesight
Sakura:.... how did you there's five of us?
Shikamaru: how did you know that sasuke promise us that they will help to look for the scroll?
Sasuke : how did you even defect the shinobi just now?
Naruto: I have a lot to explain, don't I?
Choji: yap.... ( eating a fruit, not the poisonous kind )