A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climbed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again.
'What's the matter?' asked the director.
'I can't jump from that board!' said the actor. 'Do you know there's only one foot of water in that pool?'
'Yes,' said the director. 'We don't want you to drown, you know.'
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