Clever ones:
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: "No, I'm travelling light."
When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.
An oxygen atom goes into the bar and says “Give me a hydrogen atom, and make it a double; I’m really thirsty.”
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
Yep. Me went a lil science-y on this one! :P
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